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re: If you PIIHB...pay attention.

Posted on 7/1/18 at 7:02 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 7:02 pm to
If I was famous she would be my celebrity wife. Only a year younger than me, close in personality and sense of humor, and one of the few people on the planet as charming as me. I've been in love with her for at least 2 years now.

Devil, if you want my soul all I'm asking in return is either all the musical talent of Steve Gaines or a happy marriage to Cara Delevingne
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 7:05 pm to


Maybe start sending her emails.

I dont know her, Ill have to google her later. Currently trying to type a paper that is due tommorow, but getting distracted on here.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 7:23 pm to
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Maybe start sending her emails.

I dont know her, Ill have to google her later.


She's one of the most famous super models on the planet this decade



She also has a pretty successful acting career going too. If you have a wife or gf then you may have seen her star in Paper Towns. She also played Enchantress in Suicide Squad

This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 7:39 pm
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 7:33 pm to
Im still young, but not into pop culture too much. I'm also a cheap arse (stream) and outdoors type person, so I really don't watch too much television. Ill have to check out that movie though.

Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 7:52 pm to
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Im still young, but not into pop culture too much. I'm also a cheap arse (stream) and outdoors type person, so I really don't watch too much television. Ill have to check out that movie though.


Pretty sure you're older than by a couple years, I also am cheap and only stream, and prefer to be outdoors.... I also am on my phone a lot though so maybe thats why I'm still plugged into pop culture.

Don't waste your time watching Suicide Squad though, it sucks. If you want to watch any of her movies watch Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Highly underrated movie, its not well known because it was marketed terribly and the lead male actor was also cast terribly, but if you can get past the guy who plays Valerian then it's a good movie otherwise and visually one of the coolest movies ever made IMO






Or if you don't want to take the time to watch her in a movie then you could always just Google her nudes
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 8:07 pm to
Haha might have to do that.

I meant young in general. I do have a few years on ya.

Most of my pop culture is from here lol.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 8:28 pm to
Commercial is a freak show anyway complete with Lady boys.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 8:30 pm to
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Or are you talking about dudes who like man butt?


Watch the commercial in the link... you make the call. basically says if you are gay, a trans, or a black woman, you better be taking this medicine.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22372 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 3:11 am to
Another Truvada commercial came on right after I clicked on this thread. Watching South Park on Comedy Central.

This stuff's been on the market for a while, but I guess they're still trying to figure out how to get men who buttfrick men to take it.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 7:29 am to
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I never understood the want to PIIHB.




Same. I was with a girl back in the day that was more into it than I was. I'd smell some cocaine with her and participate for her benefit but it really didn't do much for me.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66532 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:49 am to
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I never understood the want to PIIHB.


Zero interest



Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19290 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:51 am to
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Commercial pretty much says take this before you butt frick.

Welcome to the new normal.


Holy shite that's funny. Upvote for you man.
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 10:13 am to
quote:

If I was famous she would be my celebrity wife. Only a year younger than me, close in personality and sense of humor, and one of the few people on the planet as charming as me. I've been in love with her for at least 2 years now.

Devil, if you want my soul all I'm asking in return is either all the musical talent of Steve Gaines or a happy marriage to Cara Delevingne


You might have a chance if you were a chick and a lesbian!! She is!!!
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 10:39 am to
No she isn't. But she is bi, so threesomes with her hot super model friends would probably be on the table
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 1:49 pm to
Wonder if she likes tButtplay?
Posted by MoneyShot
Member since Jan 2013
4319 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 3:50 pm to
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Would you put your dick in a toilet that had shite in it? Same, same.


You ever hear of an enema?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96841 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:10 pm to
Ive fricked a girl in the arse and not gotten shite on my dick.

That's what enemas are for
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29884 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 10:02 pm to
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You ever hear of an enema?


If you have to wash out the E. Coli and attempt to sterilize something before putting your dick in it, then you probably shouldn’t be putting your dick in it.

“Hey baby-go spray what’s left of this morning’s breakfast taco out of your a-hole before you get in bed tonight. I’m feeling frisky.”
This post was edited on 7/3/18 at 10:04 pm
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17187 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 10:30 pm to
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Hey baby-go spray what’s left of this morning’s breakfast taco out of your a-hole before you get in bed tonight. I’m feeling frisky.”



I’m with DSJ and Bowl on this decision. I see no fun in “mashing her dinner”.
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 11:20 pm to
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That particular hole is already filled with poop, there is no job for me to do.
So the person you are fricking is constantly full of shite? Plus you only need like what, 1 inch of shite clearance to penetrate her anally, right?
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