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I'd like to apologize to hippies for having my Jerry Jeff Walker CD in my truck
Posted on 6/17/20 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 6/17/20 at 5:04 pm
In the spirit of Drew Brees and Mike Gundy, I met with hippies hours ago and they expressed their rage to me about my Jerry Jeff Walker CD and the song "Up against the wall redneck mother" which may or may not have been sang while hippies have had their asses beaten in the past. The lyrics in the song "just kicking hippy's asses and raisin hell" were the main point of contention.
I tried to blame Ray Wylie Hubbard and I tried to stress that I'm sort of a conservative libertarian brand of hippy myself, but they weren't having any of it. I told them I'm an herbal tea guy and an alternative medicine guy, and that made things worse since they expressed their deep deep devotion to big corporate pharm. These were white hippies. Very wealthy. They were driving Saabs and Volvos and Beemers.
I've decided to go ahead and admit to being wrong about whatever they decide I'm wrong about, because I'm a big arse fricking wussy like Drew Brees and Mike Gundy.
Here is the song in question, and I'd like to post a warning about the hate speech running rampant through these lyrics as described by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
I tried to blame Ray Wylie Hubbard and I tried to stress that I'm sort of a conservative libertarian brand of hippy myself, but they weren't having any of it. I told them I'm an herbal tea guy and an alternative medicine guy, and that made things worse since they expressed their deep deep devotion to big corporate pharm. These were white hippies. Very wealthy. They were driving Saabs and Volvos and Beemers.
I've decided to go ahead and admit to being wrong about whatever they decide I'm wrong about, because I'm a big arse fricking wussy like Drew Brees and Mike Gundy.
Here is the song in question, and I'd like to post a warning about the hate speech running rampant through these lyrics as described by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 8:09 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:Why did you leave the safety of Benton County to go down to Fayetteville? The only thing worth a hoot in Washington County is Razorback Stadium (brought to you by businesses HQ'd in Benton County).
I met with hippies hours ago
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:47 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
The rich white trust fund hippies demanded that I show up and apologize for my middle class privilege. so I had no choice. I had to go.
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:47 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
TLDR
Posted on 6/18/20 at 8:51 am to I Bleed Garnet
Speaking of Jerry Jeff Walker: Used to have several cassette tapes of his.(google cassette tapes if you are not familiar with this) Some of you may or may not know he wrote this.
Jerry Jeff Walker Discusses Writing Mr. Bojangles
Jerry Jeff Walker Discusses Writing Mr. Bojangles
Posted on 6/18/20 at 9:26 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Being a metrosexual, I am sure if you have a truck, it's really a Honda Ridgeline.
Posted on 6/18/20 at 10:50 am to kywildcatfanone
Sir I'm just a run of the mill fictional attorney riding the current wave of a torrid love affair with Layla Kiffin
Layla would never associate with metrosexuals unless she was just getting her hair done
Layla would never associate with metrosexuals unless she was just getting her hair done
Posted on 6/18/20 at 12:36 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 6/19/20 at 7:56 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:i like the way you think.
In the spirit of Drew Brees and Mike Gundy, I met with hippies hours ago and they expressed their rage to me about my Jerry Jeff Walker CD and the song "Up against the wall redneck mother" which may or may not have been sang while hippies have had their asses beaten in the past. The lyrics in the song "just kicking hippy's asses and raisin hell" were the main point of contention.
I tried to blame Ray Wylie Hubbard and I tried to stress that I'm sort of a conservative libertarian brand of hippy myself, but they weren't having any of it. I told them I'm an herbal tea guy and an alternative medicine guy, and that made things worse since they expressed their deep deep devotion to big corporate pharm. These were white hippies. Very wealthy. They were driving Saabs and Volvos and Beemers.
I've decided to go ahead and admit to being wrong about whatever they decide I'm wrong about, because I'm a big arse fricking wussy like Drew Brees and Mike Gundy.
Here is the song in question, and I'd like to post a warning about the hate speech running rampant through these lyrics as described by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
very well thought out.
Posted on 6/21/20 at 1:40 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I've never met a hippie who didn't like Jerry Jeff.
Fact.
Fact.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 9:30 pm to tokenBoiler
Yep,Jerry Jeff Music is cool.
People are saying that time takes care of people like me.
People are saying that time takes care of people like me.
Posted on 6/23/20 at 7:11 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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conservative libertarian brand of hippy myself
Not a hippie
quote:
These were white hippies. Very wealthy. They were driving Saabs and Volvos and Beemers.
Again, not hippies- those heathen are materialistic hipsters
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