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I just got a Root Beer flavored lollipop from the bank teller

Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:00 am
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:00 am




Take time to enjoy the little things today
Posted by bama will rise again
N Alabama
Member since Apr 2014
1669 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:09 am to
They're the best ones
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:09 am to
quote:

enjoy the little things today


That's what she said.
Posted by HottyToddy7
Member since Sep 2010
14006 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:12 am to
Like butt chugging wine?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:15 am to
Banks still use tellers?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Banks still use tellers?


The good ones do, like "Cheers" you want to go where everybody knows your name.

Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:33 am to
quote:

Like butt chugging wine?



Apparently you've never buttchugged before. It's not a "little thing".
Posted by jimmywalkeruphere
Member since Mar 2017
62 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 9:55 pm to
Dude. Hopefully you don't have a wife or children. I couldn't imagine someone having to be around you.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 3:41 am to
^^^Anyone know who this fig is?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 6:49 am to
That means she wants the ding a ling
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 7:09 am to
quote:

That means she wants the ding a ling




She was like 80, so maybe
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 7:18 am to
quote:

She was like 80


Tell her you are Frankie Avalon's nephew and watch those panties drop.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Dude. Hopefully you don't have a wife or children. I couldn't imagine someone having to be around you.


Get outta here, man. Shaft is the star of tRant.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13538 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

^^^Anyone know who this fig is?




Give him a brick
Posted by jimmywalkeruphere
Member since Mar 2017
62 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:16 pm to
The votes say otherwise. He's the bigggest douche on here. You're a moron for not recognizing.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 12:08 pm to
Root Beer lollipops have NOTHING on Fentanyl lollipops.

Anybody know of any banks that give those out? Asking for a friend.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95907 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 12:08 pm to
Dafuq is fentanyl?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Dafuq is fentanyl?


Duuuude...really?! It's a prescription drug that makes morphine look like asprin.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95907 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 12:14 pm to
What injury do I have to sustain to experience said fentanyl?
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

The votes say otherwise. He's the bigggest douche on here. You're a moron for not recognizing.


That you have to slam him via an alter proves his greatness. You're afraid to berate him using your regular profile. You know he'd smash you.
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