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re: How do you think you'll die?
Posted on 5/25/18 at 6:31 am to momentoftruth87
Posted on 5/25/18 at 6:31 am to momentoftruth87
Old age/heart attack from banging the 25 yr old, big titty nurse asst. I hired to give me sponge baths everyday.
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Posted on 5/25/18 at 6:34 am to KSGamecock
I think so. I really don't want to live past 60. I don't think I'll have much of a problem checking out then.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 7:06 am to pvilleguru
Ok cool, yea I hear you on that.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 7:20 am to momentoftruth87
Violently
Posted on 5/25/18 at 7:23 am to momentoftruth87
Double tap, back of the head, sometime around 2:15 PM today.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 8:01 am to momentoftruth87
My parents have survived prostate and “female” cancer, so my biggest concern is my prostate. Next would be my heart because my caffeine consumption is off the chain. I plan to try to get it under control when I retire in 7 months.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 8:51 am to crispyUGA
Not sure if you're serious or not, but if you are, please talk to someone. Get help.
If you're joking
If you're joking
Posted on 5/25/18 at 8:52 am to momentoftruth87
Running.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 9:10 am to beHop
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Not sure if you're serious or not, but if you are, please talk to someone. Get help.
If you're joking
I'm not going to kill myself, but I have a 2:00 PM meeting with some contractors from NJ who I think might be in the mob.
Edit: It's be really hard to shoot yourself in the back of the head twice.
This post was edited on 5/25/18 at 9:19 am
Posted on 5/25/18 at 9:25 am to momentoftruth87
hopefully peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, and not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 9:35 am to pvilleguru
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I really don't want to live past 60.
How old are you?
In my ignorant youth, I used to say I would be ready to kick the bucket at 50. That was old enough. I'm 42 now and, believe me, I have no interest in dying at 50. I feel good enough to go another 40 years.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 9:38 am to crispyUGA
Oh
Well in that case I would try to use that to my advantage. What line of work do you do?
Well in that case I would try to use that to my advantage. What line of work do you do?
Posted on 5/25/18 at 9:49 am to momentoftruth87
Well this is a grim topic.
My family is prone to cancer and we have a connective tissue disorder where cells lose their ability to stretch.
Which doesn't sound that bad but when its your heart its not a good thing. My oldest nephew (who lived with me since he was 12) died at 25. His mother passed away when she was 32. My brother is effectively blind after it attacked his eyes and caused extensive damage to his retinas. Its destroyed my balance by affecting my inner ears.
Cancer did in my father, not from the cancer itself but they had to remove one of his lungs and that slowly wore him down and caused fluid to keep building up on his heart.
Yet... if we don't die from cancer or our pet genetic disease we live to be in our 90s left and right. Once we got my high blood pressure under control (I take extra medication come football season for obvious reasons) my doctor has been amazed at just how healthy I am. I'm probably good for another 50 years easily and that is without any advances in medicine.
So there is a small chance I may live long enough to see Arkansas win a national title in football.
My family is prone to cancer and we have a connective tissue disorder where cells lose their ability to stretch.
Which doesn't sound that bad but when its your heart its not a good thing. My oldest nephew (who lived with me since he was 12) died at 25. His mother passed away when she was 32. My brother is effectively blind after it attacked his eyes and caused extensive damage to his retinas. Its destroyed my balance by affecting my inner ears.
Cancer did in my father, not from the cancer itself but they had to remove one of his lungs and that slowly wore him down and caused fluid to keep building up on his heart.
Yet... if we don't die from cancer or our pet genetic disease we live to be in our 90s left and right. Once we got my high blood pressure under control (I take extra medication come football season for obvious reasons) my doctor has been amazed at just how healthy I am. I'm probably good for another 50 years easily and that is without any advances in medicine.
So there is a small chance I may live long enough to see Arkansas win a national title in football.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 9:54 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
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How old are you?
30
Posted on 5/25/18 at 9:54 am to beHop
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What line of work do you do?
Commercial and industrial perimeter security. Fancy way of saying we install fence and access control systems. We work with a lot of general contractors along the east coast.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 9:58 am to crispyUGA
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contractors from NJ who I think might be in the mob.
My last two years of High School I went to small (but very good) Catholic school just outside of Chicago and it was pretty widely known that you didn't ask some of the kids at school what their dad did for a living.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 9:59 am to crispyUGA
Gotcha. I’m with a commercial sub. Was just curious.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 10:02 am to Arksulli
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So there is a small chance I may live long enough to see Arkansas win a national title in football.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 10:07 am to Arksulli
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So there is a small chance I may live long enough to see Arkansas win a national title in football.
So you think y'all can get back to Nolan era level?
Posted on 5/25/18 at 10:12 am to momentoftruth87
Like Hugh Hefner
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