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Hey vegans
Posted on 8/5/18 at 11:59 pm
Posted on 8/5/18 at 11:59 pm
It's a chicken. It's chicken with a dumb brainless head. What other purpose could it possibly serve?
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 8:48 am to harmonics
Odd melt for a Monday morning
Posted on 8/6/18 at 8:52 am to harmonics
Chicken is fricking stupid and useless.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:03 pm to harmonics
It's also a theropod, a carnivorous dinosaur of a group whose members are typically bipedal and range from small and delicately built to very large. Every chicken retains all the genes of the theropods from which it descended.
Some scientists are trying to bring back all of the therapods. So, as you're snacking on that chicken leg, you just be aware that the chicken's ancestors ate far more of your mammalian ancestors than humans will ever consume chickens.
The worm, or in this case chicken, may very well turn in the near future.
ETA: Note the very fast gray pullet racing through the pack on the right. Not all of her theropod genes have been turned off by evolution, apparently. She smells toddler leg.
Some scientists are trying to bring back all of the therapods. So, as you're snacking on that chicken leg, you just be aware that the chicken's ancestors ate far more of your mammalian ancestors than humans will ever consume chickens.
The worm, or in this case chicken, may very well turn in the near future.
ETA: Note the very fast gray pullet racing through the pack on the right. Not all of her theropod genes have been turned off by evolution, apparently. She smells toddler leg.
This post was edited on 8/6/18 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:06 pm to harmonics
When I opened this thread, I kinda expected
"Hey Vegans, I ate this cow because he was eating your food"
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:36 pm to harmonics
Okay?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 3:17 pm to harmonics
Pablo Neruda was a Chilean poet, and one of my favorites.
His poem " A Certain Weariness" has a stanza ....
"I'm tired of the harsh sea
and the mysterious earth.
I'm tired of chickens--
we never know what they think,
and they look at us with dry eyes
as though we were unimportant."
Yes, I know.. not relative to this thread much, but hey I got to mention Pablo Neruda.
His poem " A Certain Weariness" has a stanza ....
"I'm tired of the harsh sea
and the mysterious earth.
I'm tired of chickens--
we never know what they think,
and they look at us with dry eyes
as though we were unimportant."
Yes, I know.. not relative to this thread much, but hey I got to mention Pablo Neruda.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 3:28 pm to harmonics
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It's chicken with a dumb brainless head. What other purpose could it possibly serve?
Chicken no make good house pet. He poo poo on the floor, you rub his face in it...he like that. Chicken no make good house pet.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 3:30 pm to LanierSpots
Posted on 8/6/18 at 5:31 pm to harmonics
Wrap that thing in bacon and you really have something.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 8:19 pm to Sancho Panza
Posted on 8/10/18 at 11:03 am to harmonics
quote:Chickens have brains, you fat piece of shite.
It's chicken with a dumb brainless head
Posted on 8/10/18 at 11:10 am to Kentucker
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ETA: Note the very fast gray pullet racing through the pack on the right. Not all of her theropod genes have been turned off by evolution, apparently. She smells toddler leg.
Nom nom 
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:35 pm to piggilicious
Bacon keeps me from being Jewish, Muslim, and Vegan
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