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Hey People from that state of Alabama I need a translator

Posted on 9/23/16 at 5:23 pm
Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1671 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 5:23 pm
Wtf does "I'm about to DogCuss you" mean?

Do you often attempt to put Asian women in your back pocket and take them home?

I'm trying to remember some of the other phrases I need help with.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 5:26 pm to
It's the equivalent of a Texas dom male letting it rip on a Femboy when they're mad. To put it in ways you'll understand.

quote:

Do you often attempt to put Asian women in your back pocket and take them home?


wut?

Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46175 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 5:28 pm to
I'm about to cuss you out
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61547 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

Wtf does "I'm about to DogCuss you" mean?


You may want to leave that person alone.

Thank me later

Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25467 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

Do you often attempt to put Asian women in your back pocket and take them home?



If my front pocket is already full of them, yes.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29644 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 5:39 pm to
quote:


It's the equivalent of a Texas dom male letting it rip on a Femboy when they're mad. To put it in ways you'll understand.



You misspelled Aggie
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29644 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 5:41 pm to
Also, how someone from TX doesn't understand that is a mystery to me

I'd bet the 70% + of yankees would even understand that...
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61547 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

If my front pocket is already full of them, yes.



Goes without saying



Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1671 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

It's the equivalent of a Texas dom male letting it rip on a Femboy when they're mad. To put it in ways you'll understand.



Ohhhhh power bottom training...... Is that why yall talk like you have testicles in your mouth? What a shame I don't take male subs but I do know some people who do.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

I do know some people who do.


#not shocked
Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1671 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

I'm about to cuss you out


Sorry I don't understand the fact you're polite enough to warn someone that you're about to cuss them out.
Are you considering the behavior to acting like a dog?
Is the "Dog Cuss" such an eloquent use of such words that one might consider it a poem?
If I was every privy to such an experience is it a curse or jinx upon my family?

So I might be consider a walking HR violation an being around me brings out the worst in people so please excuse my ignorance.

Would this be an example of a "Dog Cuss"?

fricking Waste of breath
If only your mom swallowed
fricking Twat Waffle
Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1671 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 6:27 pm to
The Asian thing is meant as an attraction thing not a kidnapper thing.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46175 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Sorry I don't understand the fact you're polite enough to warn someone that you're about to cuss them out.

Bless your heart

quote:

fricking Waste of breath
If only your mom swallowed
fricking Twat Waffle

Probably not rough enough
Posted by lake2280
Public intellectual
Member since Nov 2012
4288 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 9:52 am to
Definitely not a dog cuss. I would type out a dog cuss that tou deserve but I would be banned. Don't worry I got a sneaky suspicion you will encounter one in real life.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24082 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 10:13 am to
You've never heard the term dog cuss? I guess it just means more them usual.

What the hell are you talking about Asian women. They're really aren't many Asian in the South, except on the gulf coast. I didn't get to cross Asian girl off my just until I got to Denver. Now if I could just get some native American pussy, my list would be complete. I guess I need to visit New Mexico.
Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1786 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 2:51 pm to
It mean that OP is a gigantic ****..
Posted by DesignTiger
Buford, Georgia
Member since Jun 2011
1518 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 8:36 am to
quote:

"I'm about to DogCuss you"


You're about to hear some words you've never heard before strung with words you've heard before in an order that is new to you.
Posted by WhiskeyDick
shite Poster
Member since Sep 2014
1354 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 9:08 am to
Hearing language that people would only say to their dog when angry and too harsh to ever say to another human. Also, people have historically taken out their anger on dogs and that's one place it originated. Anyway, you get the gist.

Did you really not know that? I've had the displeasure of being in Texas the past 8 years and I've heard it no less than a few times a year from people in Dallas.
Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1671 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 9:42 am to
quote:

from people in Dallas.


That's the problem I avoid Dallas like the plague.

If it's 8 years in Dallas your company should give you an early retirement because you're going to get some horrendous disease.

I appreciate the education.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/26/16 at 10:22 am to
It means some feller fiddin to get blest out
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