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re: Have you ever wondered what Magma's plan is for you?

Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:52 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:52 pm to
It all started with a man with a vision. A man to whom the greatest power in the universe revealed all its deepest darkest secrets. That man, as the Spanish liked to call him, was El Tigre Dormido or "the sleeping tiger" and he committed himself to battling ignorance and apostasy wherever it presented itself.

The prophet's page, peace be upon him.

Sleeping Tiger was a wise man, wise beyond his years, and knew many things of which we had not the slightest bit of knowledge. He witnessed to us for many moons but we continually betrayed and berated him.

His righteous preaching reached its pinnacle in June of the year 2014 or 01 anno magmusi, when one of the greatest troll threads in OTB history was created and it was there, just two months later (that's how long that thread burned) that Sleeping Tiger provided his greatest testimony.

9/11 was a Conspiracy!



LINK

This was quite the revelation and Magma soon found its first acolytes, the greatest of whom was RebelGator, the Peter upon whom Sleeping Tiger would build his volcano.



RebelGator gave shape to the early writings of the prophet, calling his posts the "Magma Opus" and Magma's bright warm truth quickly poured into the hears of the OTB's regulars.

Things really took off from there:



The light and truth of Magma burned brightly in our souls for a time until the Prophet left us under mysterious circumstances causing Magma's influence to wane:



Though many of us faithful believe that our beloved prophet will return one day to once again shine the light of Magma upon the entire world and bring about 1000 years of fire and death, inshallah.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 7:57 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102314 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:53 pm to
Obviously it's not for me to get my 2 million dollar investment for my company, because this is the 2nd fricking week in a row the representatives for my investors have had to cancel their flight down here due to winter weather conditions
Posted by Stonehog
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Member since Aug 2011
34074 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:58 pm to
Look at this douche bragging about 2 million dollars
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41430 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:05 pm to
Magma's purpose for me is to wage holy war against the unbelieving infidels and remove their heads from their bodies.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41430 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:10 pm to
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WTF is Magma?


Submit to the will of Magma or die, nonbeliever.
Posted by sleepy gnostic
Member since Feb 2015
96 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

KSGamecock


That looks like it took a lot of effort.

This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 8:13 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:11 pm to
Oh shite.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:12 pm to
I try not to ask what my Magma can do for me, but rather what I can do for my Magma.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

try not to ask what my Magma can do for me, but rather what I can do for my Magma.




This guy gets it
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:33 pm to
smegma>magma
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32343 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:34 pm to
I wish I had a million upvotes to give you sir.

If it only had one upvote to give in my entire internet livelihood and knew that I would die after giving my upvote (like the male black widow) I would have happily used it in that post.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41430 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

More like fagma.


quote:

A while ago somebody posted some gay song. That turned into literally the gayest joke in the history of TD/SECr. Coincidentally the posters who participate in said gay joke are most of the gayest posters on the site.


Enjoy eternity in Hell, bitches.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 8:40 pm
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
11262 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

sleepy gnostic


He is risen.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:43 pm to
He is coming.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:43 pm to
Magma come quickly.

Hallelujah.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:58 pm to
You are cleared to post on our board my friend
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
6183 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:01 pm to
he a false prophet
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:40 pm to
Thanks

Doubt I'll post often, but wanted the ability to when I felt like it.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 10:05 pm to
The Prophet is and always has been here. His message flows thru me. I am Magma's conduit.

I'm The Source.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 10:07 pm to
So you're a Sleeping Tiger alter. Makes a lot of sense
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