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re: Have you ever wondered what Magma's plan is for you?
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:52 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:52 pm to KSGamecock
It all started with a man with a vision. A man to whom the greatest power in the universe revealed all its deepest darkest secrets. That man, as the Spanish liked to call him, was El Tigre Dormido or "the sleeping tiger" and he committed himself to battling ignorance and apostasy wherever it presented itself.
The prophet's page, peace be upon him.
Sleeping Tiger was a wise man, wise beyond his years, and knew many things of which we had not the slightest bit of knowledge. He witnessed to us for many moons but we continually betrayed and berated him.
His righteous preaching reached its pinnacle in June of the year 2014 or 01 anno magmusi, when one of the greatest troll threads in OTB history was created and it was there, just two months later (that's how long that thread burned) that Sleeping Tiger provided his greatest testimony.
9/11 was a Conspiracy!
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This was quite the revelation and Magma soon found its first acolytes, the greatest of whom was RebelGator, the Peter upon whom Sleeping Tiger would build his volcano.
RebelGator gave shape to the early writings of the prophet, calling his posts the "Magma Opus" and Magma's bright warm truth quickly poured into the hears of the OTB's regulars.
Things really took off from there:
The light and truth of Magma burned brightly in our souls for a time until the Prophet left us under mysterious circumstances causing Magma's influence to wane:
Though many of us faithful believe that our beloved prophet will return one day to once again shine the light of Magma upon the entire world and bring about 1000 years of fire and death, inshallah.
The prophet's page, peace be upon him.
Sleeping Tiger was a wise man, wise beyond his years, and knew many things of which we had not the slightest bit of knowledge. He witnessed to us for many moons but we continually betrayed and berated him.
His righteous preaching reached its pinnacle in June of the year 2014 or 01 anno magmusi, when one of the greatest troll threads in OTB history was created and it was there, just two months later (that's how long that thread burned) that Sleeping Tiger provided his greatest testimony.
9/11 was a Conspiracy!
LINK
This was quite the revelation and Magma soon found its first acolytes, the greatest of whom was RebelGator, the Peter upon whom Sleeping Tiger would build his volcano.
RebelGator gave shape to the early writings of the prophet, calling his posts the "Magma Opus" and Magma's bright warm truth quickly poured into the hears of the OTB's regulars.
Things really took off from there:
The light and truth of Magma burned brightly in our souls for a time until the Prophet left us under mysterious circumstances causing Magma's influence to wane:
Though many of us faithful believe that our beloved prophet will return one day to once again shine the light of Magma upon the entire world and bring about 1000 years of fire and death, inshallah.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:53 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Obviously it's not for me to get my 2 million dollar investment for my company, because this is the 2nd fricking week in a row the representatives for my investors have had to cancel their flight down here due to winter weather conditions
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:58 pm to deltaland
Look at this douche bragging about 2 million dollars 
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:05 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Magma's purpose for me is to wage holy war against the unbelieving infidels and remove their heads from their bodies.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:10 pm to OleRockyTop
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WTF is Magma?
Submit to the will of Magma or die, nonbeliever.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:11 pm to KSGamecock
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KSGamecock
That looks like it took a lot of effort.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:12 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I try not to ask what my Magma can do for me, but rather what I can do for my Magma.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:14 pm to PrivatePublic
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try not to ask what my Magma can do for me, but rather what I can do for my Magma.
This guy gets it
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:34 pm to KSGamecock
I wish I had a million upvotes to give you sir.
If it only had one upvote to give in my entire internet livelihood and knew that I would die after giving my upvote (like the male black widow) I would have happily used it in that post.
If it only had one upvote to give in my entire internet livelihood and knew that I would die after giving my upvote (like the male black widow) I would have happily used it in that post.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:40 pm to Stonehog
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More like fagma.
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A while ago somebody posted some gay song. That turned into literally the gayest joke in the history of TD/SECr. Coincidentally the posters who participate in said gay joke are most of the gayest posters on the site.
Enjoy eternity in Hell, bitches.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:41 pm to sleepy gnostic
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sleepy gnostic
He is risen.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:43 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Magma come quickly.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:58 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
You are cleared to post on our board my friend 
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:01 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
he a false prophet
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:40 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Thanks
Doubt I'll post often, but wanted the ability to when I felt like it.
Doubt I'll post often, but wanted the ability to when I felt like it.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 10:05 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
The Prophet is and always has been here. His message flows thru me. I am Magma's conduit.
I'm The Source.
I'm The Source.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 10:07 pm to mizzoukills
So you're a Sleeping Tiger alter. Makes a lot of sense
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