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God I hate rats
Posted on 11/19/16 at 3:14 am
Posted on 11/19/16 at 3:14 am
I just saw a rat that im pretty sure plays jack linebacker for bama. Mothetfricker wasn't even scared. Then my girl ooking at me like im supposed to not be petrified of rats (I got bit by one as a child I do not do rats for anyoer)
Will be going to by a pet cat tomorrow
Will be going to by a pet cat tomorrow
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Posted on 11/19/16 at 3:37 am to vengeanceofrain
At your house? Call an exterminator!
Posted on 11/19/16 at 3:44 am to vengeanceofrain
Its 4am. All I can do is sit in bed and cry like a bitch cause im hungry and the rat owns the kitchen :(
Posted on 11/19/16 at 4:08 am to vengeanceofrain
Haha
Posted on 11/19/16 at 7:52 am to vengeanceofrain
Sinking ship?
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:09 am to JCinBAMA
Rats;tFlagship
Posted on 11/19/16 at 9:11 am to Hogwarts
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exterminator
Gotta be the leader in the clubhouse when it comes to awesome title to shitty job ratio.
Posted on 11/19/16 at 11:08 pm to vengeanceofrain
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the rat owns the kitchen :(
Posted on 11/19/16 at 11:25 pm to vengeanceofrain
I lived in the country at one point in my life too
Critters looking for a warm spot made for interesting mornings and late night glasses of water
Critters looking for a warm spot made for interesting mornings and late night glasses of water
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:23 am to vengeanceofrain
gotdamn bro, man up.
Boots, the heaviest object in the bedroom, and something to cover your nuts (this is important) and go get that muthafricker.
cover yo nuts
Boots, the heaviest object in the bedroom, and something to cover your nuts (this is important) and go get that muthafricker.
cover yo nuts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:19 am to vengeanceofrain
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:39 am to vengeanceofrain
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Its 4am. All I can do is sit in bed and cry like a bitch cause im hungry and the rat owns the kitchen :(
Posted on 11/20/16 at 10:54 am to vengeanceofrain
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Its 4am. All I can do is sit in bed and cry like a bitch cause im hungry and the rat owns the kitchen :(
Better put the wheels back on your house and move to a new trailer park.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:16 pm to vengeanceofrain
I can't stand them either. I once had one that got in the attic and fell down a hole in a closet that my water heater is in. I killed that mf with a 3x3' piece of plywood, smashed the shite out of its back, while screaming in pure terror. My dog just stared at me like wtf, haha.
They are terrible.
They are terrible.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:47 pm to vengeanceofrain
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Its 4am. All I can do is sit in bed and cry like a bitch cause im hungry and the rat owns the kitchen :(
I lol'd
Posted on 11/21/16 at 2:50 pm to David Ricky
quote:Good thing you don't have rats in your bathroom while having a turtle head.
Its 4am. All I can do is sit in bed and cry like a bitch cause im hungry and the rat owns the kitchen :(
Posted on 11/21/16 at 10:04 pm to vengeanceofrain
So you're gonna outsource a job as a 200 lb (est) male with the ability to use tools and weapons to a 4lb while soaking wet animal that may or may not do the job depending on how it feels on a given day and if it does the job will probably put the carcus on your bed?
Posted on 11/21/16 at 10:10 pm to jackmanusc
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carcus
South Carolina pushing out the Rhodes scholars like whoa
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