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Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:55 pm to rootisback
Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:55 pm to rootisback
Gus sure is a homely gal.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 10:23 pm to deltaland
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There is nothing more awesome than a woman comfortable with her sexuality and really being open minded about it.
Word. I've learned that 2 margaritas obtains that in the casa de Out tonight.
This post was edited on 7/26/14 at 10:06 am
Posted on 7/25/14 at 10:35 pm to DanMullins4Life
don't bed Gus unless you want to go fast.. He will leave your slow loving arse in the dust if you aren't prepared for HUNH!
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:00 pm to DanMullins4Life
This whole thread is a spoiler.
Ruined it for me.
RA'd.
Brought back some memories of some gals I've banged though.
There was thus one, I'll call her Gilly for short. Looked like that British gal, Fionna something, in Staying Alive. Looked just exactly like her.
Gilly had a squirty va jay jay. Big nipples too ... like pencil erasers. Rub'em a little and she would turn to mush.
Here's a fact.
God played a trick on all of us.
Men peak between 16-26ish.
Women don't peak until they are in their 30s.
Then they read books like Fifty Shades of Gray ... while men start watching porn.
It's all fricked up.
Then comes menopause.
Life's a bitch.
Ruined it for me.
RA'd.
Brought back some memories of some gals I've banged though.
There was thus one, I'll call her Gilly for short. Looked like that British gal, Fionna something, in Staying Alive. Looked just exactly like her.
Gilly had a squirty va jay jay. Big nipples too ... like pencil erasers. Rub'em a little and she would turn to mush.
Here's a fact.
God played a trick on all of us.
Men peak between 16-26ish.
Women don't peak until they are in their 30s.
Then they read books like Fifty Shades of Gray ... while men start watching porn.
It's all fricked up.
Then comes menopause.
Life's a bitch.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:21 pm to scrooster
just need the right woman
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:33 pm to DanMullins4Life
Read all of the books with Mrs. T, and will probably go see the movie when it comes out.
The books ain't Shakespeare, but they were never meant to be, so we enjoyed them for what they were.
The books ain't Shakespeare, but they were never meant to be, so we enjoyed them for what they were.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:34 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Translation:
She let the freak out
She let the freak out
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:35 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Not a big Shades fan, but if it's your thing you should watch Secretary with your lady friends.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:38 pm to DMagic
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She let the freak out
I wish
We were actually reading them "together" while we were separated due to her being at training awhile back.
And yeah I've heard about that, Belle. Haven't checked it out yet, though.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:38 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Secretary would be better except I find Maggie Gyllenhaal disgusting
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:40 pm to DMagic
Oh, Maggie Gyllenhaal is in it?
Do not want
She was the only thing wrong with TDK. That girl is not attractive to me.
Do not want
She was the only thing wrong with TDK. That girl is not attractive to me.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:42 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Katie Holmes>>>>>>>>>>Maggie
Katie shows her tits in a movie and they're top notch btw
Katie shows her tits in a movie and they're top notch btw
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:45 pm to DMagic
I'm biased towards brunettes named "Katie," obviously
Posted on 7/26/14 at 10:13 am to DanMullins4Life
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Fitty Shades Of Ghey
FIFY.
Posted on 7/26/14 at 10:42 am to DanMullins4Life
books are shite. typical housewife fodder.
female friend of mine handed me her phone (which had the e-version on it) and I read like 100 pages before declaring the book to be shite.
If you wanna enjoy the book, you gotta do what Tbird said and just enjoy it for what it is: shite.
female friend of mine handed me her phone (which had the e-version on it) and I read like 100 pages before declaring the book to be shite.
If you wanna enjoy the book, you gotta do what Tbird said and just enjoy it for what it is: shite.
Posted on 7/26/14 at 10:48 am to Tiguar
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you gotta do what Tbird said
Tiguar said it, y'all! Not me
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