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Fireworks are trashy.

Posted on 7/4/15 at 8:57 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 8:57 pm
If you're not part of some rad pyrotechnics team, and are shooting of your penny bottle rockets then you suck shite in redneck hell.

My baby and I are trying to watch Independence Day for the 3rd time and yall motherfrickers are making her and one of the dogs uncomfortable.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:01 pm to
Boom boom boom
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30164 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:04 pm to
I have no problem with fireworks as long as it's on a day where people shoot fireworks ... I fricking hate people who shoot fireworks on just random fricking days.
This post was edited on 7/4/15 at 9:27 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119005 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

My baby and I are


I hope by baby you mean 1 year old. If you have an adult that is scared of booms off in the distance or bottle rockets in the neighborhood, you have bigger issues.

And yes, neighborhood fireworks are trashy.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:04 pm to
Someone needs to start a rumor that cheap fireworks make you start liking wieners and people of different races.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:05 pm to
9 months you condescending chode.
Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
9201 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:06 pm to
People who label things as trashy are usually very sad individuals in which fear trumps their ambitions.

Get fricked, tell your dog to shut the hell up, and get the frick out of the USA. Damn pussies man.
This post was edited on 7/4/15 at 9:07 pm
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:07 pm to
Boy you can tell fireworks were recently legalized in Georgia. Goddamn I feel like I'm at Bastogne.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:08 pm to
My ambitions were a little higher than you and Gary dropping out of high school and buying those sweet M-80s every year.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119005 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

9 months you condescending chode.


I wasn't condescending, why do you think I asked the question?
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:11 pm to
They always find a way.

I know they aren't legal in the city limits.
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:17 pm to
1. Turn up your Surround Sound system a little...

2. Call the Police
This post was edited on 7/4/15 at 9:19 pm
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
8488 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:23 pm to
I find it hard to believe you're not trashy in real life.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:34 pm to
I find it hard to believe you're a real person and not a grape stomping psychopath.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:40 pm to
If u call the police for sineine popping on the 4th just go to england and get it overwith
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:43 pm to
Amen bro. These do-gooders that think they are on a higher plane than the rest of us can suck a cock or diaf with their attitudes. Makes me sick.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:48 pm to
Fight me irl
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
15813 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:48 pm to
What a fvcking pussy.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98929 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 9:50 pm to
That's it. I'm driving to Memphis to throw some Black Cats at your house.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 10:01 pm to
We set off like 12 mortar boxes after the AA meeting tonight in the parking lot. Just cause we're sober don't mean we don't like fun.
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