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re: Did anyone else see the Alabama skit on SNL last night?
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:01 am to Crimson Legend
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:01 am to Crimson Legend
Everybody has Bama fatigue. Even SNL.
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Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:03 am to Crimson Wraith
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We had 16 players graduate yesterday. 3 with master's degrees.
We had the most graduates last year of any bowl team and many of them also had master's degrees.
We're consistently in the conf Top 3 for team APR.
Which makes the skit pretty accurate.
The only class I took that had football players in it was the easiest class I took in college.
This post was edited on 12/11/16 at 8:05 am
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:08 am to doghouse_4x4
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It's generally left but to call it far left is pretty hilarious.
It seems anything this side of the Protocols of Zion is 'far left' these days.
Anyway it's a joke about football players, to say it's because it's not a liberal university is fricking retarded.
That said, SNL has been painfully unfunny since about 1998.
I guess it was just a coincidence they picked a white guy to do it. Why not have The Rock do it, or some other black guy?
We all know why.
Having a black guy do it wouldn't be politically correct even though a large % of big time football players are black.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:11 am to Crimson Legend
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:12 am to Crimson Wraith
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I guess it was just a coincidence they picked a white guy to do it. Why not have The Rock do it, or some other black guy?
We all know why.
Having a black guy do it wouldn't be politically correct even though a large % of big time football players are black.
Because they wanted their guest to do it? Preston Dial is one of the dumbest guys I've ever met. It's truly shocking he could get into a college. If he can get a college degree, anyone can.
This post was edited on 12/11/16 at 8:14 am
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:14 am to pvilleguru
Nah, that couldn't possibly be it.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:17 am to Crimson Wraith
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We had the most graduates last year of any bowl team and many of them also had master's degrees.
Congrats. I didn't realize Bama offered advanced degrees in fast food prep.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:39 am to pvilleguru
Cena also looks more like a football player than anyone SNL has on staff.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:57 am to pvilleguru
That's pretty false, I tutored a lot of people in school that were much dumber than the average football player.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:08 am to Sneaky__Sally
You must not have tutored Dial. This dude was struggling in a class in which the hardest question was "What is a volcano?"
Maze wasn't noticeably smarter.
There may have been others like that, but they just kept their mouth shut.
Maze wasn't noticeably smarter.
There may have been others like that, but they just kept their mouth shut.
This post was edited on 12/11/16 at 9:13 am
Posted on 12/11/16 at 11:50 am to pvilleguru
That skit sucked.
Give me more Daniel Tosh making fun of Bama.
Give me more Daniel Tosh making fun of Bama.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 11:51 am to Crimson Legend
This should have used UNC as an example rather than Alabama, that would have been much funnier and more realistic.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 1:42 pm to MeatPants
Thats pretty much a quote from the Ohio State QB who started in their Championship game a couple of seasons ago.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 4:17 pm to Crimson Legend
They should take notes from Tosh on shitting on Bama
Posted on 12/11/16 at 6:06 pm to CrimsonCrusade
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Do you disagree that SNL has a far left bias?
Young, artistic people in New York City trend left?
You don't say.
Posted on 12/12/16 at 12:31 pm to Grievous Angel
The idea and concept was actually pretty funny as were the professors. The first part of the skit describing the bananas nailed to a post was funny too. They screwed it up by going over the type dumb redneck after that and also the female student ranting on the school. They completely blew up the above average subtle humor the skit started out with.
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:08 pm to Sneaky__Sally
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That's pretty false, I tutored a lot of people in school that were much dumber than the average football player.
Was this before or after you tutored them?
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:02 pm to Crimson Wraith
Lighten up dude.
I'm an Alabama Alumnus and even I thought it was pretty funny.
I'm an Alabama Alumnus and even I thought it was pretty funny.
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:13 pm to CrimsonCrusade
I bet you think Bladwin's portrayal of Trump is awful too.
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:18 pm to Govt Tide
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The idea and concept was actually pretty funny as were the professors. The first part of the skit describing the bananas nailed to a post was funny too. They screwed it up by going over the type dumb redneck after that and also the female student ranting on the school. They completely blew up the above average subtle humor the skit started out with.
Seeing as they didn't mention any of our past racial, ahem, "problems" or say that we were all dumb white trash, I think they did a good job avoiding the low hanging fruit.
It was better than the same old tired Gump and sister/cousin fricker jokes you see on the rant.
This post was edited on 12/12/16 at 6:22 pm
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