Cease and desist order to women and girls

Dear women and girls,

Stop fricking texting and driving.

Some of us have places to be, and SOME OF US – SINCE WE DON’T HAVE VAGINAS – are required to be at work on time; unlike some people WITH vaginas, who get away with never being expected to follow any rules of society whatsoever, and who don’t have to answer, for instance, for being at work on time, since, probably, the heads of all HR departments are now also women who won’t stop texting and driving themselves either.

Of course, women having to follow reasonable rules would be/is: emotional abuse/discrimination/sexism and probably sexual harassment. How dare someone expect people with vaginas to follow rules? How dare they? How dare MEN (!!!) honk their horns at you while you are texting and driving 12 miles an hour. Holding up progress. Holding up the American economy as a whole. IT’S YOUR RIGHT AS WOMEN TO DO THAT!

Sarcasm aside, us people without vaginas would like to actually reasonably be allowed to make it through a green light every once in a while without having to wait for people WITH vaginas to finish your text and then decide to acknowledge that the light is green, and begin to proceed toward and through the traffic light (TAKING CARE OF ME AND ME ONLY), all the while making sure people behind you have to wait for the whole fricking process to start over.

I’m not going to mince words here: The empowerment of women is a big arse mistake. Empowerment of women is probably because of something that Oprah did, or continues to do, or say, or those bitches on The View.

frick Women Empowerment as a whole, since the contemporary definition of that concept is…women don’t have to follow rules, men do.

As a fictional officer of the court, I do hereby implore you to cease and desist this practice immediately.

Sincerely,
Harry Rex Vonner
Fictional attorney