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Harry Rex Vonner
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Gumps, who is the Rounders boy?
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Cease and desist order to women and girls
Dear women and girls,

Stop fricking texting and driving.

Some of us have places to be, and SOME OF US – SINCE WE DON’T HAVE VAGINAS – are required to be at work on time; unlike some people WITH vaginas, who get away with never being expected to follow any rules of society whatsoever, and who don’t have to answer, for instance, for being at work on time, since, probably, the heads of all HR departments are now also women who won’t stop texting and driving themselves either.

Of course, women having to follow reasonable rules would be/is: emotional abuse/discrimination/sexism and probably sexual harassment. How dare someone expect people with vaginas to follow rules? How dare they? How dare MEN (!!!) honk their horns at you while you are texting and driving 12 miles an hour. Holding up progress. Holding up the American economy as a whole. IT’S YOUR RIGHT AS WOMEN TO DO THAT!

Sarcasm aside, us people without vaginas would like to actually reasonably be allowed to make it through a green light every once in a while without having to wait for people WITH vaginas to finish your text and then decide to acknowledge that the light is green, and begin to proceed toward and through the traffic light (TAKING CARE OF ME AND ME ONLY), all the while making sure people behind you have to wait for the whole fricking process to start over.

I’m not going to mince words here: The empowerment of women is a big arse mistake. Empowerment of women is probably because of something that Oprah did, or continues to do, or say, or those bitches on The View.

frick Women Empowerment as a whole, since the contemporary definition of that concept is…women don’t have to follow rules, men do.

As a fictional officer of the court, I do hereby implore you to cease and desist this practice immediately.

Sincerely,
Harry Rex Vonner
Fictional attorney


teamjackson
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I Bleed Garnet
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
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Dear women and girls,

Stop fricking texting and driving.



You act like this is just a woman and girl issues.


Also didn't read the rest


Harry Rex Vonner
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Gumps, who is the Rounders boy?
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
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You act like this is just a woman and girl issue




correct


Dawgirl
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
GFYS. Not all of us text and drive. And your post shows that you have a vagina.


I Bleed Garnet
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
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correct

Yea it's not at all.
This is basically a Gen X and below issue.

I basically see everyone doing it. Up here not as much as it's actually against the law to be on your phone and drive and the cops are VERY good with pulling people over for it.


Harry Rex Vonner
Arkansas Fan
Gumps, who is the Rounders boy?
Member since Nov 2013
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
it's only women and girls


cuck


DirtyDawg
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
I hope this post was either 1. Typed up while driving or 2. Typed up when you could have been working. Since, you know...
quote:

. Holding up progress. Holding up the American economy as a whole.


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Harry Rex Vonner
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
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Not all of us text and drive.



Liar!



I Bleed Garnet
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
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it's only women and girls


cuck


For me I'm going to say Uber and Lyft drivers.
Who happen to be immigrants.


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Harry Rex Vonner
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Gumps, who is the Rounders boy?
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Arksulli
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
HRV... did you take your medications this morning? You know that just because you feel fine it doesn't work like that. You have to take them every day.


Harry Rex Vonner
Arkansas Fan
Gumps, who is the Rounders boy?
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
Keep the downvotes coming!

I feel like Martin Luther King right now.

I'm the Martin Luther King for men drivers!!


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Kcprogguitar
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
Incel speaks!


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Dawgirl
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You guys can be just as bad as us girls. I see men texting and driving all the time. So....


Harry Rex Vonner
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teamjackson
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SHOW US YOUR BOOBS


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rockiee
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
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. And your post shows that you have a vagina.




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Pavoloco83
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Member since Nov 2013
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re: Cease and desist order to women and girls
You've obviously never been behind a black woman in the left lane in Atlanta. They simply give NO frickS. they will go 5 miles under the speed limit for miles and care nothing for the 3 mile line of traffic behind them.



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arcalades
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Also didn't read the rest
this is understood, else you'd still be reading it.


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