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Vecchio Cane
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Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
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If your 65 and worth billions then you're already swinging a big one. Why pump silicate into your schlong?

People, man
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Arksulli
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
Ain't nothing unidentified being injected into my tally whacker thank you. Not identified either for that matter.


Vecchio Cane
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Ain't nothing unidentified being injected into my tally whacker thank you. Not identified either for that matter.


Amen, brother. A-men


LouisvilleKat
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
From what I understand it couldn't have happened to a more deserving a-hole.

Just proof you don't have to be smart to be a billionaire.

Leave your tally whacker intact, survive another day


LouisvilleKat
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I am actually curious how this procedure works. I assumed he was just having that surgery the male porn stars all get that makes their dicks a little longer but means they can't stand up on their own anymore. I wonder what the injection was.
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Arksulli
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From what I understand it couldn't have happened to a more deserving a-hole.

Just proof you don't have to be smart to be a billionaire.

Leave your tally whacker intact, survive another day




I do believe that was the 11th Commandment that God decided not to add in because it was so self evident. "Thou shalt not do anything weird to thy penis."


Pavoloco83
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
This bro obviously never heard of peptides...


Pavoloco83
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
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"Thou shalt not do anything weird to thy penis."


Man, we will never know all the weird places penises have been. Dicks are the last great fearless explorer/adventurers on this planet.


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Arksulli
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This bro obviously never heard of peptides...




I absolutely do not have an account with Research Peptides just in case. Pay no attention to my bank account, it is fake news.


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Kentucker
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
The word stiff has a double entendre in this thread.


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Vecchio Cane
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kywildcatfanone
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
Rich people aren't too smart apparently.


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dawgsjlw
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
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I am actually curious how this procedure works.
For all you baws looking to get a bigger cock, the solution is rather simple. Just find you a different boyfriend.


LouisvilleKat
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
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For all you baws looking to get a bigger cock,
I think you missed the point of the question. I'm curious what and why they injected something into his junk. I'm curious what this procedure was supposed to do other than kill him.

I'm perfectly happy with my OE



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Ancient Astronaut
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
They said he went limp


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SemperFiDawg
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Injecting silicon into your body is all the rage now in the queer community. GQ(Gay Queer) magazine had an article on it recently. Fags are injecting it anywhere on their body they want inhancement and it’s killing them. Almost a shame. Almost.


Athos
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
Your homophobia is rather unsettling. Show us on the doll where the gay community hurt you.


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MeatCleaverWeaver
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re: Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
This has really got me re-thinking the penis reduction surgery I’m slated to have next month.


BoozeDawg
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im more amazed at how many times the word "tally wacker" was used in this thread. Not one you hear everyday hahah


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