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Posted on 1/7/19 at 9:33 am to hogfly
Here's an actual ranking for Arkansas:
1. Bentonville
2. Fayetteville
3. Rogers
4. Springdale
5. Mountain Home (if you are retirement age only)
6. I don't know, its all the same from 6 - 232.
1. Bentonville
2. Fayetteville
3. Rogers
4. Springdale
5. Mountain Home (if you are retirement age only)
6. I don't know, its all the same from 6 - 232.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 9:39 am to LouisvilleKat
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I don't even know wtf Edgewood Kentucky is.
Cincy area
Posted on 1/7/19 at 10:07 am to LouisvilleKat
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I don't even know wtf Edgewood Kentucky is.
Cincinnati / Northern Kentucky MSA
Close to Villa Hills and such
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I saw a license plate this morning for Licking, Ohio.
Sounds like a promising place
Nothing in Ohio is promising
Posted on 1/7/19 at 10:17 am to KSGamecock
Mississippi: Madison
Maybe the best if you enjoy soulless suburbia with faux architecture.
Missouri: Ladue
This is more legit. Probably the richest suburb of STL. Still wouldn’t want to live there.
Maybe the best if you enjoy soulless suburbia with faux architecture.
Missouri: Ladue
This is more legit. Probably the richest suburb of STL. Still wouldn’t want to live there.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 10:50 am to Chadaristic
Lol. Naples Sucks? Oh yeah the one city in the United States where the average person makes 70% more income then the bottom 99% sucks???? Its a fact..look it up. It recently was the the wealthiest county in the United States with the highest density of millionaires. To say this place sucks tells me right off the bat that you've never even been there. Because I have lived everywhere in the United States for school and work - from Miami, to LA, to Vegas, to New York in the Caribbean, and in the UK. Everywhere I go people have visited Naples and think it's awesome.
Only about 30% of the Collier County population is 65 or older. Naples is a young town.
Only about 30% of the Collier County population is 65 or older. Naples is a young town.
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 10:56 am
Posted on 1/7/19 at 10:52 am to BowlJackson
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what? I've been there, it's an ugly shithole in the middle of nowhere with zero points of interest
It does have some good Korean restaurants, including one name Yung Dong.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 11:06 am to TrophySnatcher
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Only about 30% of the Collier County population is 65 or older. Naples is a young town.
30% over 65 is an older town, FWIW
For comparison, Atlanta is like 10-15%
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 11:07 am
Posted on 1/7/19 at 11:11 am to TrophySnatcher
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Only about 30% of the Collier County population is 65 or older
That's a pretty high percentage.
You sure it's not lower than that?
Posted on 1/7/19 at 11:16 am to I Bleed Garnet
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That's a pretty high percentage.
You sure it's not lower than that?
No its correct and naples itself is over 50%. average age is over 65
Posted on 1/7/19 at 11:20 am to NYCAuburn
I see said the blind man
Posted on 1/7/19 at 11:20 am to NYCAuburn
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No its correct and Naples itself is over 50%. average age is over 65
Damn. I'd like to be in the home care, nursing home, assisted living, hospice, funeral or dead body transport business in that county and town.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 11:45 am to DownSouthJukin
Yea no kidding
Posted on 1/7/19 at 11:46 am to KSGamecock
Actually second thought, no. That sounds really depressing.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:11 pm to KSGamecock
Someone has to do it, the town is full of demand, and everybody dies. I'm sure supply is full up down there, though.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:12 pm to KSGamecock
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Actually second thought, no. That sounds really depressing.
No it isn't.
They will be in a better place as well!
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:17 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Imagine your day as a courier for an undertaker. You start your day at 7. Get in your van and hit your nursing home route to pick up the night’s catch, maybe you get that done by noon. Then for the afternoon you’re hitting all the people that were in home hospice, the unexpected ones, the younger or more independent ones. A decent portion of these people are going to be obese, some morbidly so. You’re gonna have to deal with that.
You’re going to have to enter homes with families that are in shock and do it every day.
All day you deal in old people corpses. The smells. The sights. The sadness. Even though they’re old there’s still going to be a lot of sadness.
I can’t imagine clocking out at 5 and hitting a bar or yucking it up to my favorite TV show, Rick and Morty. I imagine it would suck the life out of you after about a week.
You’re going to have to enter homes with families that are in shock and do it every day.
All day you deal in old people corpses. The smells. The sights. The sadness. Even though they’re old there’s still going to be a lot of sadness.
I can’t imagine clocking out at 5 and hitting a bar or yucking it up to my favorite TV show, Rick and Morty. I imagine it would suck the life out of you after about a week.
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:22 pm to KSGamecock
You're giving closure to families that need it.
Besides, I bet a lot of the time the family won't even be there because these are retirees from the North, so you'll be dealing with a lot of staff.
KSG's mental image:
Besides, I bet a lot of the time the family won't even be there because these are retirees from the North, so you'll be dealing with a lot of staff.
KSG's mental image:
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:26 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
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1. Bentonville
2. Fayetteville
3. Rogers
4. Springdale
5. Mountain Home (if you are retirement age only)
6. I don't know, its all the same from 6 - 232.
This list is probably pretty accurate. I'll take Fayetteville over Bentonville, though, but it's close either way.
Hilariously, Springdale has the reputation as "the crap town" in NWA, but since it is part of the NWA metro (and really not all that bad overall) it's still preferable than most Central Arkansas suburbs.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:30 pm to DownSouthJukin
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You're giving closure to families that need it.
Sure at the end, when the soil starts getting shoveled but your boss, the Funeral Director, gets that satisfaction. No, you swoop in in your necro-Uber and snag the person right after the fact. There’s no closure in that, it’s all part of the shock.
Most of the people you’ll deal with will probably be in homes but families tend to show up when people are on death’s door, you’re gonna have to interact with them some not insignificant portion of the time.
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