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re: Anyone Ever Perform Necromancy or Black Magik?

Posted on 3/5/13 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 3:10 pm to
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if he sat inside the sacred pentagram?


Possibly. But don't some spells call for conjuring the demon inside of a sacred circle that prohibits the demon from moving outside of the circle?

I don't have a lot of knowledge of the ancient arts.
This post was edited on 3/5/13 at 3:10 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 3:21 pm to
Harry Potter really got me into it and to renounce the old religions and dive head first into the dark arts. My best attempt was summoning Cerberus, the three headed dog from hell.
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 3:32 pm to
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Harry Potter really got me into it and to renounce the old religions and dive head first into the dark arts. My best attempt was summoning Cerberus, the three headed dog from hell.


Isn't the dark arts an integral part of the oldest, most ancient, religion?
Posted by 228Tiger
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 3:35 pm to
It's all phony shite brah


I know it's going to come as a surprise, but Ouija boards are fake too
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 3:45 pm to
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Posted by 228Tiger
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 3:49 pm to
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Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:15 pm to
When I lived in Manhattan, I lived above some witches. They had seances and sacrifices all the time and they put a spell on my ex boyfriend when we broke up.
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:32 pm to
Sex spell?
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:49 pm to
No, I didn't ask for the spell, and I didn't ask what it was. It was a mean spell though. They would sacrifice rabbits and stuff, and they had a store where people could go in and buy potions.

ETA: He actually died about 3 years ago. I never had put it together until now that the same guy who got on the bad side of witches and had a spell cast upon him died a premature and sudden death.
This post was edited on 3/5/13 at 8:54 pm
Posted by Duke
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:53 pm to
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It was a mean spell though


So a gay sex spell.

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had a store where people could go in and buy potions.


What sort of potions? Increased penis size? Lower cholesterol? Thicker more luxurious hair potion?
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:55 pm to
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What sort of potions? Increased penis size? Lower cholesterol? Thicker more luxurious hair potion?


On no, they were hardcore. I suppose they could have done spells for them, but they were more into the other side and the dark arts.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:58 pm to
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On no, they were hardcore.


Eeek...I was really hoping for more of a magic pharmacy.

quote:

they were more into the other side and the dark arts.


Sounds like they were into the crazy. Plus if I had magic powers, I'd like to think I'd use them at worst for mischief for the lolz.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:01 pm to
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I'd think if you conjure a demon, you would be destroyed by the demon, no?


IF you don't know what you're doing, he will rip the flesh from your bones.

If you do the proper incantation and draw the symbols correctly, then no. You can actually control the demon...in fact I have one coming your way to rip your heart out and and slowly eat you from the inside.
Posted by bamabenny
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:01 pm to
gcockboi = killz? It all makes sense now.
Posted by Duke
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:02 pm to
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slowly eat you from the inside.


In a different context, some of the LLoOTB would probably be game.
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:03 pm to
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My best attempt was summoning Cerberus, the three headed dog from hell.


For some reason I have a feeling that wouldn't end well.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:04 pm to
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Eeek...I was really hoping for more of a magic pharmacy.



This was exactly my thought at first. I was pretty psyched. I sublet this great apartment in the West Village and it had a little green area that was awesome. I was so excited, and I thought it was so fun that I had witches, and then the first full moon I heard chanting and wailing and I looked outside and saw a rabbit being slaughtered.

After that, I sort of stayed away. After I broke up with my boyfriend, they told me they had been respecting my relationship and that they hadn't cast a spell upon him, but now that we were broken up, they had no reservations about doing it. They told me he had a bad aura.
Posted by Duke
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:09 pm to
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I was so excited, and I thought it was so fun that I had witches, and then the first full moon I heard chanting and wailing and I looked outside and saw a rabbit being slaughtered.


Moments you're really hoping someone gave you LSD gum earlier that day. Also, I don't see why a rabbit would be an animal of power. Seems like if you wanted to please the dark arts gods/spirits, you'd at least take out a cow and offer it steak. Though I suppose the logistics of a bovine sacrifice in NYC would be difficult.

quote:

After I broke up with my boyfriend, they told me they had been respecting my relationship and that they hadn't cast a spell upon him, but now that we were broken up, they had no reservations about doing it.


They were at least thoughtful crazy dark witches. How do you not laugh when someone tells you that though? Then you get a spell put on you...

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:15 pm to
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. Also, I don't see why a rabbit would be an animal of power.


Kill a rabbit with a silver bullet on a full moon in a cemetery after midnight and cut off its back left foot...keep the charm and you'll have the best luck ever. Lose it, and you'll have bad luck.

Oh and if anyone wants to make a ring of blood and do this curse on Mizzoukills then go ahead

quote:

After you have created the ring
make a clear vision of the person
and then scream into the air

crow of blood
reaper of death
demon of hell
i call on thee
to my aid
he of witch has harmed me bad
now my vengeance shall pierce his heart
crow take his tongue while he is alive
crow take his eyes
crow pull his hair
demon take his fingers one by one
reaper take his life
demon take his soal

OK this will make them suffer but if
you are willing to go further
continue chanting this

chain men of hell
vampires of skin
demons of his past
rip of his flesh
and boil his bones
beat his brain
scratch his heart
now as i say throw
him int the inferno
burn for ever
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:15 pm to
I'm getting right the hell back out of this thread
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