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re: Anyone Ever Perform Necromancy or Black Magik?
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:17 pm to deltaland
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:17 pm to deltaland
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Kill a rabbit with a silver bullet on a full moon in a cemetery after midnight and cut off its back left foot...keep the charm and you'll have the best luck ever. Lose it, and you'll have bad luck.
Why would you know that?
Since I lose everything, doing that would be like me asking to be homeless.
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:21 pm to Duke
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Seems like if you wanted to please the dark arts gods/spirits, you'd at least take out a cow and offer it steak. Though I suppose the logistics of a bovine sacrifice in NYC would be difficult.
I actually had a lot of questions but then I was afraid to ask for fear they would think I was mocking them. They always told me I had a good aura, and were really nice to me. I think they fancied themselves as witch vigilantes who used the dark arts to protect the good.
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How do you not laugh when someone tells you that though? Then you get a spell put on you...
Tell me about it! I can't tell you how many times I had to say... "oh no, they think they are real witches" and then burst out laughing.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:25 pm to Bellabama
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I think they fancied themselves as witch vigilantes who used the dark arts to protect the good.
Like Batman, but they sacrifice the bat.
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"oh no, they think they are real witches"
I would have lost it halfway though thinking that sentence. Which is why it's better you handled that situation. Five curses on me minimum.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:25 pm to Duke
I think they would have done people and bigger animals if it wasn't illegal and they weren't in NYC.
I might have heard a goat one night but it could have been one of their weird witch noises.
I might have heard a goat one night but it could have been one of their weird witch noises.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:28 pm to Bellabama
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people and bigger animals if it wasn't illegal
They believe they have magical powers, yet are scared of NYPD. Awesome.
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I might have heard a goat one night but it could have been one of their weird witch noises.
Reminds me I'm craving some curried goat.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:30 pm to Duke
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They believe they have magical powers, yet are scared of NYPD. Awesome.
See! This is what I wanted to ask!!!!! Now that I have put it together that the person who had a spell cast upon him actually died, I sort of want to call them up and ask what the spell was that they cast.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:32 pm to Bellabama
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Now that I have put it together that the person who had a spell cast upon him actually died, I sort of want to call them up and ask what the spell was that they cast.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:34 pm to Duke
I might add, you should have been there when I had company over and they heard one of their rituals in the garden. They'd ask what it was and I would say, "that's just the witches having a sacrifice. They have the store front and live in the unit below me."
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:35 pm to Duke
I KNOW!!!!
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:37 pm to Bellabama
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They'd ask what it was and I would say, "that's just the witches having a sacrifice. They have the store front and live in the unit below me."
I can imagine the looks and questions that statement got you.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:38 pm to mizzoukills
yea
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:39 pm to Duke
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