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re: Alright OT, help settle a sex debate
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:11 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:11 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Improper landing.
That is all.
That is all.
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Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:11 pm to Stacked
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Yes. Her junk could smell horrible and that makes it awful sex.
When the smell is overwhelming, I pull out and haul arse.
"Look bitch, I gotta go. You got the odor, bitch you got the OH'DEAR"
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:11 pm to FourThreeForty
it isn't sex's fault
you should take responsibility. I blame the libs and entitlement culture.
you should take responsibility. I blame the libs and entitlement culture.
This post was edited on 4/30/14 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:12 pm to Roger Klarvin
Yes I have it everytime, but it created MJ, so I guess I did something right once.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:12 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Is there such a thing as truly awful sex
Not that I'm aware of.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:13 pm to Vols&Shaft83
It's been a while since I've been in the game, but I can't ever recall being with a girl with a foul smelling honey hole. I'm sure it happened and I was just too drunk of horny to notice, but I honestly can't recall it ever happening.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:14 pm to Aubie Spr96
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Not that I'm aware of.
It's like Pizza, or the Simpsons. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:19 pm to Roger Klarvin
Yes and yes.. Dated a girl a few years back. She was pretty attractive, great body etc, but she made sex an absolutely miserable experience. Anything more than very gentle thrusts and she was bitching and complaining. Not only was she averse to me creating any sort of friction inside her, but she always tried to insist I have sex with her in extremely weird and uncomfortable positions. Towards the end of the relationship I just started faking that I was sick or was just too tired. (No lie) 
I just didn't want to go through the hassle of taking my clothes off just to hear her whine.
I just didn't want to go through the hassle of taking my clothes off just to hear her whine. 
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:23 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Jackrabbit sex is not the answer folks
You have peaked my interest, what is this jackrabbit sex you speak of?
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:24 pm to Roger Klarvin
Bad sex is like bad pizza.
It's pretty darn hard to screw up.
It's pretty darn hard to screw up.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:24 pm to 3nOut
Who the frick is downvoting ever post?
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:25 pm to KSGamecock
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It's like Pizza, or the Simpsons. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
Dang it. Beat me to it
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:25 pm to 3nOut
Eating a frozen/uncooked pizza is pretty bad.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:26 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Who the frick is downvoting ever post?
Dunno. Thought it was just me since everybody downvoted my D Sterling post.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:26 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
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Yes and yes.. Dated a girl a few years back. She was pretty attractive, great body etc, but she made sex an absolutely miserable experience. Anything more than very gentle thrusts and she was bitching and complaining. Not only was she averse to me creating any sort of friction inside her, but she always tried to insist I have sex with her in extremely weird and uncomfortable positions. Towards the end of the relationship I just started faking that I was sick or was just too tired. (No lie) I just didn't want to go through the hassle of taking my clothes off just to hear her whine.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:26 pm to Roger Klarvin
I'll give you a hint:
He's a pig
He's a pig
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:26 pm to UMRealist
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Message Posted by UMRealist Eating a frozen/uncooked pizza is pretty bad.
Erroneous.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:27 pm to Vols&Shaft83
StoneHog?
Damn, hes been bitter for like a week
Damn, hes been bitter for like a week
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:28 pm to 3nOut
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Bad sex is like bad pizza.
Bad sex is as big a let down as bad pizza. You may not be able to define it, but you sure as frick will know it's bad when you experience it..
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:30 pm to Roger Klarvin
He's been extra cranky since he found out Obamacare won't cover his Valtrex.
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