re: Afternoon Delight: Apparently Timmons is a Cat edition

Yeah I cheated and had margaritas

This thread makes me sad.

We should keep it alive to keep the spirit of the OP alive.

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Remember the cock zombie?

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In grad school, I used to work the door at a bar downtown. There was this group of women, all hairdressers from one of those foo-foo places women go to, who came around. Most of them were pretty hot, except for the one friend who was 6 ft tall and about 30 lbs overweight. She liked the men, though, and wasn't the kind to let anything slow her down. One night, we were slammed and the girls behind the bar were running out of beer (and that's a shitload of beer, too...those coolers held nearly a 1000 bottles), so they called for us to bring them more from the back. Me and the other door guy did rock-paper-scissors and he lost. He was in the back room and had barely gotten the first dolly full of beer loaded when the big girl jumped him, pinned him against the wall of boxes, and shoved her tongue down his throat and her hand down his pants.

When he finished stocking and came back to the door he told about it. We named her "Cockzilla." I think her name was Lori or something, but for years after that, whenever she went in there and opened a tab, her check behind the bar said "Cockzilla." She and her friends got pretty pissed once they found out. We didn't give a shite.

There was another girl, kind of psycho, but attractive nonetheless who had the wetleg bad for one of the guy bartenders. She stalked his arse for months until she caught him working the place all alone one Tuesday night. After everyone else left, she stripped and laid up on the pool table, spread eagle. From then on, she became "Eight Ball." The guy was later killed in combat and when we all learned about, the one thing that made everyone laugh was when one guy said, "Who's gonna tell Eight Ball?" She later got a job at a mortgage place here in town and when me and my wife were shopping mortgages, I went through that place's drive-through to pick up their offer. She was working the window and I was kind of surprised to see her there. When she turned on the mic to say "good morning" I couldn't resist and answer, "mornin', Eight Ball" as loud as I could.

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This thread is from yesterday.

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They holdin' us down, brah.

What in the hell

Damn it Balzack had to go and bump this thread. It would be buried on the 4th page if not for that.

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Private Message: There already is an "afternoon delight" IM thread. No lunch thread needed....Click here to remove this message.

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This thread is from yesterday.

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admins don't give a frick

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Did someone answer my JDM question before your thread was whacked?

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what was the question? how he is a little bitch for taking shite too seriously on here?

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This thread is from yesterday

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I asked about it on the Help Board to see what's up so none of our asses get banned or something like that.

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I think his little meltdown made him realize it wouldn't hurt for him to take some time off and get things in perspective.