Started By
Message

After Apocalypse dining, by Harry Rex Vonner. Foods that basically never expire

Posted on 12/5/20 at 8:16 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43313 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 8:16 am
Here's the big ones:


White rice, dried beans, honey, basic sugar, and soy sauce and salt

They basically never expire. I'm not going to list "oh, well this one will expire in two decades"


Eat the white rice and and honey or the white rice with some brown sugar. Breakfast or a sweet snack.

Beans and soy sauce.



You'll need a wood burning stove to cook it all. And trees for wood of course.



Harry Rex says hello from the past. Glad you're alive
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43313 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 8:28 am to
powdered milk for the babies


wine for mama
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29923 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 2:57 pm to
Potted meat, jerky and Spam, Harry Rex!
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43313 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 8:08 pm to
really ? they take years to expire?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29923 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 8:40 pm to
Most canned meats last 2-5 years before opening, according to the interwebs.
Posted by Miznoz
#1 SEC RANT Influencer
Member since Dec 2018
4216 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

You'll need a wood burning stove to cook it all. And trees for wood of course.



This is why the world would really be fricked in an apocalypse. Unless we got lucky and it killed off a high enough percentage of people.

But if we have to support 3 billion people after an apocalypse on a preindustrial economy the world is gonna be stripped of trees in like a decade.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 8:24 am to
McDonalds French Fries
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43313 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 1:58 pm to
dried beans last two or three decades
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
12368 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

dried beans last two or three decades
. . . plus


(some can still be germinated 50 years later)
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5561 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

. . . plus


(some can still be germinated 50 years later)


I RA'd.
This post was edited on 12/6/20 at 8:26 pm
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 8:13 am to
Everlasting dessert.

Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7654 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 5:30 pm to
Technically not food, but I inherited a 40 year old bottle of Scotch. If Mizzou ever wins a big game I'll open it !


Edit for this :


( Probably what my uncle said too )
This post was edited on 12/7/20 at 5:40 pm
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
12368 posts
Posted on 12/12/20 at 10:11 am to
Drank some 150 year old rum that had been recovered from a ship wreck in oak barrels.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20587 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 4:51 am to
quote:

After Apocalypse dining



its time
Posted by paperwasp
25x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26934 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 8:05 am to
quote:

its time

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43313 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Drank some 150 year old rum that had been recovered from a ship wreck in oak barrels.




Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43313 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 8:46 am to
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
9500 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 9:21 am to
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26181 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:42 am to
If your own personal Apocalypse is becoming poor white rice and frozen leg quarters, combined with a few cheap spices, can feed you dirt cheap for a month.

It won't be great, but you'll get a good enough mix of nutrients to keep you going, especially if you add some beans every now and then.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58840 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:46 am to
quote:

honey


Honey goes bad in 6 months to 1 year.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on X and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter