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Adidas Creates Shoes For Every State
Posted on 7/9/17 at 11:31 am
Posted on 7/9/17 at 11:31 am
Here are the shoes for the SEC footprint, pun intended. LINK
Texas
Tennessee
South Carolina
Missouri
Mississippi
Louisiana
Kentucky
Georgia
Florida
Arkansas
Alabama
What each shoe represents is obvious for some, like Kentucky's (which is ugly as sin) but not for others. Would you want your female relatives to wear your state's shoe?
Texas
Tennessee
South Carolina
Missouri
Mississippi
Louisiana
Kentucky
Georgia
Florida
Arkansas
Alabama
What each shoe represents is obvious for some, like Kentucky's (which is ugly as sin) but not for others. Would you want your female relatives to wear your state's shoe?
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Posted on 7/9/17 at 12:16 pm to Kentucker
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Would you want your female relatives to wear your state's shoe?
I can't remember the last time I noticed what one of my female relatives wore on their feet.
Posted on 7/9/17 at 2:30 pm to Kentucker
They really messed up with Kentucky's shoe. Wow.
Posted on 7/9/17 at 2:30 pm to pvilleguru
Are these for decoration? The KY one looks unwearable. They're all tacky AF anyway.
Posted on 7/9/17 at 3:42 pm to FinleyStreet
The article says that the shoes can actually be bought. I can't imagine what Adidas' intent was but I can't see them selling many, especially those designed by the woman responsible for Kentucky's abomination. 
Posted on 7/9/17 at 3:59 pm to Commander Data
Here are more by the designer of the Kentucky shoe:
Indiana
New Jersey
North Dakota
Oklahoma
And here is Jen Mussari, the "artist" with eighth grade talent who designed some of the monstrosities for Adidas, including all of those above and Kentucky's shoe. You have to wonder who she went down on to get the assignment.
Indiana
New Jersey
North Dakota
Oklahoma
And here is Jen Mussari, the "artist" with eighth grade talent who designed some of the monstrosities for Adidas, including all of those above and Kentucky's shoe. You have to wonder who she went down on to get the assignment.
Posted on 7/9/17 at 4:06 pm to Kentucker
That South Carolina shoe screams menstrual cycle.
Posted on 7/9/17 at 4:09 pm to hogNsinceReagan
I'm hoping that's supposed to be a shrimp on the toe of the shoe and not a fetus.
Posted on 7/9/17 at 4:18 pm to Kentucker
Or a tampon.
Posted on 7/9/17 at 4:45 pm to Kentucker
I actually don't mind the Oklahoma one
Posted on 7/9/17 at 5:27 pm to Weagle25
At least it looks wearable. That and the Indiana shoe.
Posted on 7/9/17 at 6:21 pm to Weagle25
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I actually don't mind the Oklahoma one
Maybe, but it looks like wheat. Why would it be wheat?
Posted on 7/9/17 at 8:03 pm to Kentucker
Posted on 7/9/17 at 8:41 pm to Evolved Simian
I'm guessing it's some kind of Native American thing
Posted on 7/9/17 at 9:58 pm to Kentucker
I like the Texas/Arkansas/Indiana ones 
Posted on 7/9/17 at 10:05 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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I like the Arkansas/Indiana ones
You have some horrible taste my friend
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:32 am to Weagle25
What you think about my tastes......
.....does not matter
.....does not matter
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:47 am to Kentucker
South Carolinas shoe 
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:55 am to Kentucker
That's some straight up ugly shite.
Posted on 7/10/17 at 10:33 am to Kentucker
Why does Tennessee have a steak on it's state shoe?
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