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Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:30 am
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:30 am
What would be the penalty for parking your vehicle somewhere, and then inside the cab SWING your briefcase around and violently beat the dashboard, steering wheel, and roof with it?
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:43 am to
The penalty will be nobody laughing at this thread.
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:47 am to
Not looking for a laugh you dumbass
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7617 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:48 am to
death by unga bunga
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:48 am to
Who cares what you're looking for. You won't get it. This thread blows and your schtick never was that interesting. Try harder.

This post was edited on 11/29/15 at 12:07 pm
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:50 am to
Now if you'd like me to save this thread I'll be happy to do it. Just apologize for being awful and I'll get to work.
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:52 am to
I'm not apologizing for anything. I can post whatever the frick I want to.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:57 am to
Don't say I didn't offer. Now continue making shitty uninteresting threads and don't accept any advice that could possibly make them any more tolerable.

And continue making a thread for every fricking thought that enters that uninteresting mind of yours too. The more the better.
This post was edited on 11/29/15 at 12:05 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27208 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:58 am to
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 12:09 pm to
I will keep doing so. I bet you have a boring and miserable life, so you come on here and read my terrible threads because you have nothing else going for you.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 12:23 pm to
If that were the case, it wouldn't have taken me 786 of your uninteresting posts to finally read one of them and see for myself just how bad of a poster you really are. Your lofty reputation as a generally shitty poster proceedes you.

Seriously, this isn't that big a deal. Just make better threads. Is it hard for you or something?
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 12:32 pm to
Who are you to decide who's a good poster and who's not? Sorry, last thing I'm worried about is being a "good" poster on an online message board, a place I have nothing to gain from anyway
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 12:33 pm to
And define "good" thread. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not "good". I don't see what makes a thread "good"

Any thread can be disliked by anyone
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

I don't see what makes a thread "good"


No shite, that's the problem.
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 12:39 pm to
Then tell me what makes a thread good then
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Then tell me what makes a thread good then


I'm thrilled you asked. I hope this is an indication you are willing to change your shitty thread starting ways. It all starts with applying a filter to your normal shitty posting habits. Currently you don't have one. A filter is necessary to catch all the shitty threads you start before you push submit. When you begin starting another thread like the one in the OP, this is a good time to delete it before anybody sees it.

Try topics that people other than yourself might give a frick about, or even understand, and continue deleting the rest of them as "good ideas, but not thread starting material."

These are just a couple of ways for you to become more tolerable to the rest of us. Let's work on these and then in a week we'll see how awful you still are. It may be that this fixes everything.

This post was edited on 11/29/15 at 12:58 pm
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