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Did 107.5 drop Captain Telegram's traffic reports?

Posted on 10/24/17 at 6:21 am
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51241 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 6:21 am
Just noticed some random female voice that mispronounces names of streets and says things like SC-48 instead of Bluff Rd gives the traffic reports now.

Granted, Captain Telegram was a bit of a mess...very scattered brained and never seemed ready when given the cue to go on air.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95872 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 7:48 am to
Heard him last week. Might be on vacation or sick or something

Joy sucks. I'm not even sure if that's her name, but I remember hearing Joy
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 10:05 am to
I heard CT was a real dick to at least one of my bartending buddies, he would always order stuff he didn't pay for and wasn't a great tipper.
Posted by UpstateCock2007
Columbia, SC
Member since Mar 2009
7717 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 10:59 am to
Capt Telegram was a joke. Someone hired him to sing to my boss a few years back, and she wasn't having it. They paid him and he still raised hell at the people who hired him, because my boss didn't want him to sing.

The new lady is Joy Blanchard or something like that. Sounds like a generic traffic lady, because the other morning she was talking about a wreck on 485 and Arrowood which is in Charlotte.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95872 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 11:02 am to
I didn't know he was this disliked

Of course I didn't know anything about him other than traffic reports.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51241 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 11:30 am to
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I didn't know he was this disliked


I didn't know that either. That is funny.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
35952 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 1:22 pm to
I've heard some things about Captain Telegram throughout the years and none of them were flattering.
Posted by GarnetStrand
Myrtle Beach
Member since Sep 2016
1185 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:19 pm to
I'm still trying to get over the fact he actually has a telegram service. Not sure why his name never gave it away.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51241 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:23 am to
I'd love to hear some Captain Telegram stories.

This sounds like something scrooster could provide.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:07 am to
It would be worth it to have him go deliver a nice little parody of Tiger Rag that tRant helps us compose the lyrics to....to none other than Dabo himself.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:19 am to
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I'd love to hear some Captain Telegram stories.

His trolley service was hired for my buddy's wedding in Columbia a few years ago to take the wedding party from the church to the reception.

All of us groomsmen were avid 107.5 listeners, so it was a surprise to learn that not only did Captain Telegram actually call himself "Captain Telegram" in person, but he also operated a trolley service where he personally drove the damn trolley.

I remember as we were loading onto the trolley, one of the groomsmen asked Captain Telegram "How's the traffic outlook, Cap?"

I guess this pissed Captain Telegram off because he yelled back "I'm not doing that right now!"

It was also a mid-June wedding where it was basically over 100 degrees out, so it was hot as hell in his trolley and we were trying to open the windows on the ride to the reception, but the windows wouldn't open. When one of the girls asked him how to open the windows, he shouted from the driver's seat "We'll be there in a minute!!"

That's when we all knew that Captain Telegram was an a-hole, so screw him and his shitty traffic reports.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 9:20 am to
How many jobs does this a-hole have?!
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 9:38 am to
is it bad I hated 107.5?

Maybe because I'm young but Local Sports radio just doesn't do it for me.

I'd rather podcasts or reading blogs/twitter/message boards.

I'd rather ESPN radio any day. Don't need some jerk offs telling me about USC. Rather hear about what's going on in the world of sports then check where I want to for USC news.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 9:39 am to
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It was also a mid-June wedding


That's your problem right there.

Why mine will be in October or November.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51241 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 10:03 am to
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is it bad I hated 107.5?

Maybe because I'm young but Local Sports radio just doesn't do it for me.


I enjoy Heath Kline's 5 stories at 5 that he does every day. Typically, I'll turn it off once he goes to the phone afterwards. I don't really like call-in segments.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95872 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 10:11 am to
I hate the call-in segments as well
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Heath Kline


You think by now this guy would have gotten a better gig by at this point?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 11:38 am to
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It was also a mid-June wedding


That's your problem right there.

Why mine will be in October or November.


No. The problem is marrying a woman that would get married on the same day that football is being played.

Posted by big6ben9
Member since Nov 2012
320 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 11:43 am to
quote:

Heath Kline



I think he is where he is for a reason. There was a guy on 107.5 that was really good and he left to go to Nashville a few years ago. I think his name was Calvin Haney. I really do miss that guy, he had a lot of really good insight on what was going on.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 11:45 am
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95872 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 11:50 am to
I enjoy Heath Cline

I think he will get a better opportunity sooner than later.
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