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re: Breaking news: Arkansas is the only SEC school that actually licks Donkey Balls

Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by junkfunky
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:45 pm to
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Wait... a pig brothel?

Like... there were enough people who wanted a... slice of pork... that it actually became a cottage industry?





This thread is too strange for me. I'm gonna go frick my sister.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:46 pm to
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Why on earth would you frick your own pet donkey?
Maybe that was the impetus behind getting the pet donkey to begin with.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:47 pm to
Posted by jvilardo
5024 e. Brooks Town BR, La.
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 5:18 pm to
Spot on.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 5:22 pm to
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Why on earth would you frick your own pet donkey?


It would be weird to frick someone else's pet donkey.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 5:29 pm to
Gonna needs pics of the donkey before I make a judgement call.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 5:38 pm to
You should keep your own pet donkey's virtue. You should definitely always frick your neighbor's donkey if available.
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:47 am to
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Look, motherfricker.

Florida wins with all of the fricked up shite. Learn it. I'm teaching it right now.




Florida owns being #1 for fricked up shite.

We leave poverty, illiteracy, meth, sisterfricking, and obesity to the other SEC states.

Sorry for partying!
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 12:07 pm to
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Why on earth would you frick your own pet donkey?


Because it's a sin to covet your neighbor's arse.
This post was edited on 12/15/17 at 12:08 pm
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