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Breaking news: Arkansas is the only SEC school that actually licks Donkey Balls

Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:12 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:12 pm
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:13 pm to
There's no evidence that he licked the animal's scrotum
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:13 pm to
Who in the Hell has a pet jack-arse?
Posted by Columbia
Land of the Yuppies
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:13 pm to
My Donkey ain’t good enough for me, she ain’t good enough for nobody!
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:14 pm to
Just a little piece of arse
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

Who in the Hell has a pet jack-arse?



Sure, that is the big unknown here. Not the fact that a man had sex with someone else's pet donkey.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:14 pm to
ISWYDT
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:16 pm to
The best part of the link (outside of donkey fricking):

quote:

When told about the surveillance footage, Compton allegedly said he smoked a lot of marijuana and claimed the drug made him do "sick things."


Weed made him frick donkeys yo.

LINK

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:17 pm to
Gateway drug
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:18 pm to
As in the drug you smoke before you stumble through someone's gate on the way to frick their donkey.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Sure, that is the big unknown here. Not the fact that a man had sex with someone else's pet donkey.


Uhh, logic dictates that one must have a pet jack-arse before one can have sex with their pet jack-arse.

I can't get past the first part, let alone the second.

WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

When told about the surveillance footage, Compton allegedly said he smoked a lot of marijuana and claimed the drug made him do "sick things."
Look, I'm a Bammer. As such, I don't read, but the points I took away from this were as follows:

* There was a pet donkey.
* The guy fricked said donkey.
* The guy must have blazed some incredibly kine bud.
* There was surveillance footage.

Now, either this guy rode the pet donkey to the 7-11 and started sucking its dick in the parking lot or someone has their pet fricking donkey monitored with CCTV feeds.

There isn't a part of this that isn't weird as frick.
This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 4:23 pm
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:21 pm to
That is the real fricked up part- he wasn't fricking his pet donkey.

He would get high and sneak onto the property of strangers and frick their donkey.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:31 pm to
Just imagine how nervous that poor donkey must have gotten around strangers

Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71182 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:35 pm to
You should know that there was a few beastiality crimes up in Lebanon MO not to long ago.

Here's one from Missouri
LINK

Oh now I know why you like us pigs...

Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71182 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:36 pm to
NVM fk OP and his Mizzou logo. Didn't even read his name because I was ready to reply.

Sry real Mizzou fans, but stop fricking pigs.

Thread hijacked.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:37 pm to
Why on earth would you frick your own pet donkey?
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:40 pm to
I love how this thread devolved into a treatise on donkey fricking.

This is exactly what non-SEC fans think we talk about amongst ourselves.
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