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re: Video of A&M kicker's wife during the game winning kick
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:16 am to jfootball14
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:16 am to jfootball14
Easy, JFF LA Hacienda inpatient. He was just kidding.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:18 am to Sao
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Meh.
You need to turn in your fan card. That's about as awesome as it gets.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:27 am to WorkinDawg
It was a first post joke, Melanie.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:28 am to Sao
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It was a first post joke
Really funny joke. Brought the house down.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:11 am to Hugh McElroy
can't help but smile.
That's a good woman supporting her man.
That's a good woman supporting her man.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:16 am to Hugh McElroy
how do you know that a coleege kicker is married ? sure its not his sister ??
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:31 am to massilsu
You mean other than the wedding photos also posted in this thread? I dunno...
Heck of a kick under that pressure. Most of a kickers job is mechanical reproduction from muscle memory. Under these circumstances, we see both normally consistent kickers and golfers cave to the gravity of the moment. Kudos to the kid for hitting the biggest kick of his lifetime so far.
Heck of a kick under that pressure. Most of a kickers job is mechanical reproduction from muscle memory. Under these circumstances, we see both normally consistent kickers and golfers cave to the gravity of the moment. Kudos to the kid for hitting the biggest kick of his lifetime so far.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:41 am to Justin Time
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This is a revealing video. It has nothing to do with football, Small, or A&M, but human nature. The adult man holding Small's girlfriend's hand is not Small's father. I saw a wedding photo and Small's father's name is Ricardo and he is swarthy and dark haired and not a white man.
So, I'm guessing he is an uncle from the white mother's side, perhaps. If you notice, after the kick, the ?uncle? embraces what is probably his wife on his left side and hugs her.
But, the interesting part is that the guy tries to be smooth and gradually pulls Small's wife's hand closer and closer to his hip and tries to make things more personal than she wanted it to be.
As you can see, she snatches her hand away from him, at that point, yet she continues to hold Seth's mother's hand. The ?uncle? has the look of, oh shite, she didn't go for it and has rejected me.
This guy had probably, over a period of time that began well before the game, convinced himself he was on her wavelength and if he played his cards right, he could get as close to her as that rag was that was between her legs that she immediately used to wipe off the sweat from old geezer's hand.
He looked fricking crushed when he realized all his thoughts were wrong and he was never getting any of that.
Most of the rest of the SEC realizes that it is sometimes hard for the Gumps and the Piggies to determine if a person is their cousin, father, brother-in-law, uncle or father-in-law or any combination (more likely) of any of the above based on relationships within your own broader family.
Just for reference, the woman praying and the man to her right in the green pants are the kicker's parents. The man holding the kicker's wife's hand is her father. The three younger girls standing behind the wife are the kicker's sisters.
If that was a Gump or piggie family in the video, everyone would probably have at least two titles like cousin/wife or sister-in-law/aunt. Probably the most common is brother-in-law/step dad.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 12:48 pm to MullenBoys
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t's almost like there had been a conversation sometime in the past that he was gonna kick a game winner
He made the game winner against Florida last year, but this one is bigger.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:08 pm to Rod Kimble
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:26 pm to Buster83
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If that was a Gump or piggie family in the video, everyone would probably have at least two titles like cousin/wife or sister-in-law/aunt. Probably the most common is brother-in-law/step dad.
Never gets old. I've lived in Alabama all of my life and do not know or are even aware of anyone dating or married to a blood relative. Now the U.S. President's son, from the Northeast, he's been known to pork his own family members a time or two.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:48 pm to TS1926
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Never gets old. I've lived in Alabama all of my life and do not know or are even aware of anyone dating or married to a blood relative.
Pssst: I’ve spent more time on our campus and living in CS than I can shake a stick at.
Never seen human+sheep fornication (nor a sheep, tbh; but I know the Ag and Vet schools take great care of em somewhere!). Jizz Jars? Riiiiight. And while our university embraces all people, we’re most definitely not a favorite university/city choice for the LGBTQ population (tho they’re certainly welcome).
Comments about Alabama like the one you cited aren’t even worth acknowledging.
This post was edited on 10/11/21 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:49 pm to EKG
Her bulge is bigger than hers....Definitely pre-op.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:52 pm to andyv95
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It wasn’t his bodyguards, it was one stupid cop from College Station. I know his wife, the guy is a complete a-hole!! Typical power trip cop mentality!! His wife divorce his arse because she couldn’t stand his abusive behavior any more!!
Pretty much a prerequisite for the CSPD.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:57 pm to Hugh McElroy
She's working on some Lady Ga-Ga's. Not a good sign at her age.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:30 pm to j1897
whatevs
she s a piece of arse . she shites rasberry sherbert ice cream mr boblina mr bob dobalina
she s a piece of arse . she shites rasberry sherbert ice cream mr boblina mr bob dobalina
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