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Tim Tebow VS Rex Grossman
Posted on 9/21/21 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 9/21/21 at 2:12 pm
Tim Tebow: 2006 a small role. 2007 a 4 loss Heisman. Second in the closest Heisman Voting. A Super Bowl Appearance. The #1 QB in program History.
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Rex Grossman
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Posted on 9/21/21 at 2:14 pm to well2thebone
Tim Tebow ripped off lines from Varsity Blues in his famous halftime speech 
Posted on 9/21/21 at 2:17 pm to well2thebone
I'm not sure what this thread means.
Tebow had 13 total TDs in 2016.
Tim Tebow had 55 total TDs in 2007. That's more than Manziel and RGIII in their Heisman campaigns. He was a deserving winner.
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2006 a small role
Tebow had 13 total TDs in 2016.
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2007 a 4 loss Heisman. Second in the closest Heisman Voting.
Tim Tebow had 55 total TDs in 2007. That's more than Manziel and RGIII in their Heisman campaigns. He was a deserving winner.
Posted on 9/21/21 at 2:17 pm to well2thebone
Both should be Heisman winners. Probably would be if not for a little running back named Travis Stephens.
Posted on 9/21/21 at 2:27 pm to bigDgator
agreed. Although I would more point to Darnell Dockett and 9/11. Only one has a Super Bowl Appearance. Steve Spurrier's Guy.
Posted on 9/21/21 at 2:31 pm to well2thebone
What is the comparison? Grossman is a great QB that got robbed of a Heisman. Tebow more than deserved his, and has a good argument for a second.
Posted on 9/21/21 at 2:36 pm to well2thebone
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Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? frick it. I’m throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But frick that. Dumpoff passes are for ****s. I’m fricking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? frick that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fricking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shite. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shite out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fricking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Oh shite. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fricking great to throw that shite. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fricking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fricking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I frick. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.
Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.
This post was edited on 9/21/21 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 9/21/21 at 6:04 pm to Oilfieldbiology
Posted on 9/21/21 at 6:11 pm to well2thebone
That's about when TD was made I take it?
Posted on 9/21/21 at 6:47 pm to RickDorf
This is a tough one.
Tebow should be able to take Grossman - younger, in better shape, and bigger. BUT - will Tebow show up ready to fight, or will he want to do some kind of spiritual intervention on Grossman ?
We know this - Grossman does not lack for confidence. He won't be intimidated. Hell - Rex will still be talking shite even if he's spitting his teeth out like the Bellagio Fountains spout water.
I think it goes down like this - Tebow takes a bunch of shots early because he's trying to get close to Grossman to ask him what he's doing with his life - while Grossman is throwing haymakers that largely miss. At some point, Tebow slips, Grossman climbs to the top rope and goes for the flying elbow. Grossman misses - Tebow tries to pray him back to life - but passes out and drops on him instead.
One - Two - Three - Tebow gets the pin-fall.
Tebow should be able to take Grossman - younger, in better shape, and bigger. BUT - will Tebow show up ready to fight, or will he want to do some kind of spiritual intervention on Grossman ?
We know this - Grossman does not lack for confidence. He won't be intimidated. Hell - Rex will still be talking shite even if he's spitting his teeth out like the Bellagio Fountains spout water.
I think it goes down like this - Tebow takes a bunch of shots early because he's trying to get close to Grossman to ask him what he's doing with his life - while Grossman is throwing haymakers that largely miss. At some point, Tebow slips, Grossman climbs to the top rope and goes for the flying elbow. Grossman misses - Tebow tries to pray him back to life - but passes out and drops on him instead.
One - Two - Three - Tebow gets the pin-fall.
Posted on 9/21/21 at 6:50 pm to well2thebone
Rex Grossman was a really good college QB. However, I'm am absolutely certain he was the biggest douchebag in the history of the game.
Posted on 9/21/21 at 6:52 pm to well2thebone
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Rex Grossman
2001 Florida is one of the best teams that never one a national championship and the best team Spurrier ever had.
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