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Posted on 8/1/21 at 11:58 am
Posted on 8/1/21 at 11:58 am
Hello Missouri
Nice to see you again.
Looks like things are going alright for ya'll of late.
Got some recruiting momentum. Some buzz. Some happy feelings.
Enjoy them.
Because you will be the Vandy of the pod and like it. You'll get taken care of. And you will be happy to just be here. You'll be thankful you didn't get left out in the cold. That's where you'll find contentment. You know it too. You absolutely know what I just said is true. Let the beta hormones secrete like they're supposed to. Drop off the alpha wavelength you've been on, it's only stressing you out. It's easier being beta. It already feels better reading this, knowing you don't have to lead, you don't have to do anything but sit back and get taken care of with the money we all create for you.
In a short time this recruiting momentum will be gone.
Texas and oklahoma will assert such massive dominance you will be relegated to Vandy status. Arkansas will be the benefactors as they are closer to the Texas Pipe of talent and you will be last fiddle.
Drink Up
You're gonna need it.
Hook 'em
Nice to see you again.
Looks like things are going alright for ya'll of late.
Got some recruiting momentum. Some buzz. Some happy feelings.
Enjoy them.
Because you will be the Vandy of the pod and like it. You'll get taken care of. And you will be happy to just be here. You'll be thankful you didn't get left out in the cold. That's where you'll find contentment. You know it too. You absolutely know what I just said is true. Let the beta hormones secrete like they're supposed to. Drop off the alpha wavelength you've been on, it's only stressing you out. It's easier being beta. It already feels better reading this, knowing you don't have to lead, you don't have to do anything but sit back and get taken care of with the money we all create for you.
In a short time this recruiting momentum will be gone.
Texas and oklahoma will assert such massive dominance you will be relegated to Vandy status. Arkansas will be the benefactors as they are closer to the Texas Pipe of talent and you will be last fiddle.
Drink Up
You're gonna need it.
Hook 'em
This post was edited on 8/1/21 at 11:59 am
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Posted on 8/1/21 at 11:59 am to allrightX3
Texas fans are stuck shite talking Missouri, Vanderbilt, and Arkansas because they know they’d lose to 75% of SEC teams.
This post was edited on 8/1/21 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:01 pm to AustinAggie
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AustinAggie
I smell fear
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:02 pm to allrightX3
missery hates us for some reason, we didn't even do anything to them.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:04 pm to allrightX3
Probably just your arm pits…. go take a shower little bro, you stink.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:05 pm to allrightX3
I totally agree
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:06 pm to TrNabs
Missouri is insecure and confused.
Imagine having masculine and feminine features to the point people can't really identify your gender.
That's Missouri.
The fan base doesn't know it it's northern, southern, or midwestern.
Missouri is a confused emo she/boi.
The state has no clear cut identity and it shows in their support or lack of support for their only big time program in the state.
Imagine having masculine and feminine features to the point people can't really identify your gender.
That's Missouri.
The fan base doesn't know it it's northern, southern, or midwestern.
Missouri is a confused emo she/boi.
The state has no clear cut identity and it shows in their support or lack of support for their only big time program in the state.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:18 pm to allrightX3
This post was edited on 8/1/21 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:21 pm to Tigerfan0318
Perfectly ironic.
Missouri flipping me off with Mr frickin' Rogers
Keep humming 'it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood' you mini-van betas.
Missouri flipping me off with Mr frickin' Rogers
Keep humming 'it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood' you mini-van betas.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:22 pm to allrightX3
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:23 pm to Mizz-SEC
Imagine being the bitch to Kentucky Football.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:24 pm to allrightX3
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ya'll
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:25 pm to allrightX3
This read like a 1980's wrestling promo
This post was edited on 8/1/21 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:25 pm to allrightX3
you lost to kansas this decade
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:26 pm to EKG
Yeah, and ghey is a misspelling of gay but you're still getting the same HIV sex.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:27 pm to allrightX3
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:28 pm to kczoutiger
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kczoutiger
Share your record vs Kentucky.
You lost to Vandy.
You can't decide what fricking logo you'd like to represent your team.
You can't decide what shade of yellow belongs on your uniforms.
Your fanbase is a tranny emo.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 12:37 pm to kczoutiger
Guess not.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 1:02 pm to allrightX3
As you see gentlemen, this infantile acting out never stops with Texas. Eventually it just becomes part of the backround noise of the conference, though thankfully with the power structure of the SEC that's all it will amount to.
Really Texas, shouldn't you really be thinking about playing TCU this year?
Really Texas, shouldn't you really be thinking about playing TCU this year?
Posted on 8/1/21 at 1:07 pm to Drydock
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Eventually it just becomes part of the backround noise of the conference
Imagine saying this to a two time conference killer.
Imagine saying this to a school that just elevated a power conference to Super Conference status.
Imagine thinking we won't inflict our alpha dominance this time like we have every time before, and now with the exponential power boost of SEC affiliation.
Either way, you will be the leftover bitch in the pod.
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