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What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:49 pm
Growing up, it was acceptable to pretty much fart whenever when you’re at your house. We didn’t really think it was necessary to go to the bathroom for that. That’s a bit too much effort. The women would try to avoid doing it around other people for the most part though.
What about y’all? There seems to be a wide range of opinions on this.
What about y’all? There seems to be a wide range of opinions on this.
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Posted on 10/3/20 at 2:26 pm to cbree88
Once upon a time . ..
One of my little brother's brought a girl home for dinner and while we were enjoying the meal a belch came from somewhere. Wasn't real sure, then she quipped, "why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it". Never did see she her again.
... jus another once upon a time.
One of my little brother's brought a girl home for dinner and while we were enjoying the meal a belch came from somewhere. Wasn't real sure, then she quipped, "why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it". Never did see she her again.
... jus another once upon a time.
Posted on 10/5/20 at 4:52 am to awestruck
Sounds like a keeper to me. So, maybe it was mom that belched
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:55 pm to Buckeye Jeaux
farting 100% allowed anywhere ..but my mom said no bare arse forced bc mud will spray on walls sometimes
Posted on 10/6/20 at 8:25 pm to awestruck
Not at the dinner table.
Posted on 10/6/20 at 9:10 pm to cbree88
One can fart anywhere but next to the moonshine still
Posted on 10/7/20 at 10:02 am to cbree88
I live alone so wherever, whenever.
Posted on 10/7/20 at 6:37 pm to cbree88
A man's house is his castle. If you cant fart wherever you want there, you need to do some serious soul searching about your relationship.
Posted on 10/7/20 at 7:04 pm to UKWildcats
Anywhere is acceptable, but a courteous warning is expected if it's going to be a bad one.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 3:52 pm to cbree88
I'm especially proud of the "SBD" crawfish boil garlic farts while in bed with the wife and pull the covers over her head for the full effect.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 10:56 pm to gumbo2176
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I'm especially proud of the "SBD" crawfish boil garlic farts while in bed with the wife and pull the covers over her head for the full effect.
Does she ever get you back?
Posted on 10/9/20 at 12:16 am to cbree88
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Does she ever get you back?
Hell yeah, she knows how to play the game.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 12:18 am to gumbo2176
I try to avoid catering near my daughter. Just doesn’t feel right. I’ll fart near my son all day though.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 12:21 am to gumbo2176
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Hell yeah, she knows how to play the game.
Nice
What food combo seems to produce the deadliest gas for her? Can she compete with your crawfish and garlic farts?
Posted on 10/9/20 at 6:58 pm to cbree88
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What food combo seems to produce the deadliest gas for her?
Food combo???? I think she can almost fart on command sometimes.
And even though she swears her farts don't stink, I know better. It's just that her sense of smell is prejudiced in her favor.
Posted on 10/10/20 at 4:35 am to cbree88
Blame it on the dog.
Posted on 10/10/20 at 10:18 am to rich4pres
One of the reasons I left my wife couple years back. Every time I belched or let one loose, she made a big deal out of it, and I should be able to do it my own house, she could never just laugh it off.
Posted on 10/10/20 at 10:50 am to gumbo2176
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And even though she swears her farts don't stink, I know better. It's just that her sense of smell is prejudiced in her favor.
Hmmm. . . thought it was bloated and anything further a poot?
Posted on 10/10/20 at 11:51 am to awestruck
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Hmmm. . . thought it was bloated and anything further a poot?
Does your significant other “poot” in front of you?Posted on 10/11/20 at 9:35 am to cbree88
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Nawh, never, de nada, not once . . .*
(* but never married)
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