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Keep As the Bayou Floods on front page

Posted on 9/1/20 at 4:56 pm
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20693 posts
Posted on 9/1/20 at 4:56 pm
I’ve worked very diligently to provide the best flowchart since ATPB.

Please add any “sources” or “lines of investigation” that have been documented.

We need the thread to live up to the high standards of ATPB so the public can follow the chaos.

This post was edited on 9/7/20 at 6:23 am
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4668 posts
Posted on 9/1/20 at 5:08 pm to
I'm down, but it'll probably get anchored. They're a sensitive bunch.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30930 posts
Posted on 9/1/20 at 7:20 pm to
There’s certainly smoke, too many players dipping out.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14332 posts
Posted on 9/1/20 at 9:17 pm to
I’m just trying to figure out how Gus is gonna still lose to their backups.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20693 posts
Posted on 9/2/20 at 8:28 am to
Thanks to all for keeping the facts about LSU athletics on the front page.

I will continue to update the high end graphics as we progress through the investigation.

Really want a Blue Tuna defensive reply.

Did the dude quit the interwebs after ATPB wad was shot?
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4668 posts
Posted on 9/2/20 at 2:37 pm to
I think so. At least under that handle.

God may not be mocked, but the beating that dude was gonna take would've been of biblical proportions.
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
28447 posts
Posted on 9/2/20 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Really want a Blue Tuna defensive reply.

Did the dude quit the interwebs after ATPB wad was shot?

You can forget about that. Dude fell off the map once ATPB crashed and burned.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20693 posts
Posted on 9/2/20 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Dude fell off the map once ATPB crashed and burned.


He had a total devotion to the ATPB story.
He really, really wanted it all to be true.
He wanted a reckoning.

He got nothing.
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4668 posts
Posted on 9/4/20 at 9:48 am to
Those baws are hooked deep. Real deep. Good work, sir.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20693 posts
Posted on 9/4/20 at 10:50 am to
Thanks for helping keep it on front page.

Admins won’t pin it because of fear.

They will probably wack it because they are cowards.
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
14187 posts
Posted on 9/4/20 at 11:03 am to
You're doing God's work.
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4668 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 3:52 pm to
Guessing it got the anchor?


ETA: it did. Pussies.
This post was edited on 9/6/20 at 3:54 pm
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20693 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 4:24 pm to
Is it really anchored?

Let us all reply once a day to keep it alive.
Posted by Awesome Dave
Auburn, AL
Member since Sep 2014
895 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

He had a total devotion to the ATPB story.
He really, really wanted it all to be true.
He wanted a reckoning.

He got nothing.


I think he got outed and his colleagues and superiors told him to shut the frick up.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
29789 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

You can forget about that. Dude fell off the map once ATPB crashed and burned.




I kind of think he still posts. (That thread made this site a lot of money)
Posted by Awesome Dave
Auburn, AL
Member since Sep 2014
895 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:39 pm to
It was all a fiction compiled by a douche bag who was wasting his employer's time and took college football way too seriously because he is a loser.
This post was edited on 9/6/20 at 7:53 pm
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19727 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 6:16 pm to
There was Blue Tuna Tiger, who made the elaborate flow chart and was convinced he was going to win a Pulitzer for his efforts.

But the real star of the thread was Bluetickhound. He started off as a 'voice of reason' type, indicated he was a professor at a University in LA (not LSU) and took the 'high road' for awhile - then suddenly devolved into this incredibly cringe-worthy minstrel show Stepin Fetchit dialect that would get him instantly banned nowadays.

It was he who coined the immortal phrase "God not be mock".

Looked up his old posts - hasn't been seen since December 2011

Here's a representative sample:
quote:

Here it go again. Now yall mock a low slung ear up on Cam head. How do Cam know what kind ears he born with? He cant go shop like a Range Rover for some new ears. Do I believe Cam? Yes I do. How do he know what be done if he aint did it? His daddy is a Bishop. How do a Pope know when a Bishop get some little boy? How do a Bishop know if a Pope eat some meats on friday? How do both know if aint nobody talking and the meat and the little boy make it through the weekend? See? yall aint ask a question yet no one can ponder on how it might be. Some meats is fish and not everyday be a friday. Yall please come up off Cam and his daddy. You aready chase him away from a Hiesmens show.
This post was edited on 9/6/20 at 6:26 pm
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
92729 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 6:29 pm to
Dude was certifiably insane.

I remember them warning/banning Auburn fans for posting in the thread.

Easily the worst moderation I’ve seen from any board. Every admin, including Chicken, that had anything to do with that thread, contributed to the insanity of the board. Bunch of dumbasses, meaning the admins and posters.
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4668 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 7:45 pm to
Then they whacked all threads started by aubies when AU was cleared. Or so I've heard.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
29789 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

Every admin, including Chicken,



As I stated above..........that thread made this site a lot of money.


quote:

I kind of think he still posts. (That thread made this site a lot of money)
This post was edited on 9/6/20 at 8:06 pm
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