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Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:37 pm to OmegaMan
So a few Tiger fans made a questionable decision and you reach this conclusion. You poor dude.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:52 pm to FourThreeForty
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Makes me wonder what’s gonna happen to me in Tiger stadium when I watch another shutout and have to take a piss
Do you mean because there are no tranny designated bathrooms in Tiger Stadium?
Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:54 pm to OmegaMan
You spit in my duck soup baw, just tell me where to meet for a face to face apology
Posted on 5/1/20 at 5:32 pm to OmegaMan
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tump over the porta-let as I was peeing.
That was me. How long did it take you to finally get out of there?
Posted on 5/2/20 at 2:40 pm to OmegaMan
Well, aren't you Mr. Noclass.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 3:20 pm to Cobb Dawg
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No, but I remember the time when Auburn turned their water canons on UGA fans
I was a senior at Auburn that year and was at that game. FWIW, while I'm sure beating us didn't help the UGA fans cause, if even Auburn fans had swarmed the field back then, the hoses still would have been turned on. At that time, Auburn was very strict about letting anyone on the field. The PA announcer made repeated warnings over the PA system for fans not to go on the field (as they did for ALL games) after the game. UGA fans trying to RIP up the logo at midfield (which was actually quite funny to watch) also didn't help. If you remember Rod Bramblett's kick six call, he emphatically stated "There're not gonna keep'em off the field tonight". That was a reference to how strict we have been about fans on the field. Kick six changed that somewhat.
Where we were wrong was turning the hoses towards the fans in the stands. While it was incredibly funny for a college senior to witness, I also thought at the time (and still do) that it was a ridiculous reaction on our part to turn it towards the stands. Those people did nothing wrong.
This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 5/2/20 at 3:22 pm to OmegaMan
up vote for using the word "tump". Twice.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 3:41 pm to OmegaMan
The war machine it springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky as 99 piss balloons go by
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky as 99 piss balloons go by
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:06 pm to OmegaMan
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Remember the time LSU set fire to Auburn’s campus
Probably one of the Louisiana members of the Updyke clan...
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:11 pm to OmegaMan
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LSU fans started chanting tiger meat and tried to tump over the porta-let as I was peeing.
Tump over? Really? Little kids use to say that about 50 years ago.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:30 pm to vjp819
Tump is a perfectly suitable word. Maybe if a better word had been invented to replace tump, I’d use it. But it hasn’t so I will continue to use tump.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:35 pm to OmegaMan
Good for you - defending the legitimacy of a southern word.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:38 pm to OmegaMan
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When I went to the porta-let
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Baton Rouge
Sounds like you walked into one of their houses.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:39 pm to Elleshoe
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What in the frick does tump over mean?
You ain't from around here, are yeh?
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:40 pm to texag7
Don't go disrespecting my house like that. I have a permanent outhouse behing my trailer. Not some plastic piece of shite temporary thing. I have more pride than that.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:41 pm to TigerLunatik
What good is that outhouse when your wife continues to piss on your trailer floor?
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