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Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:49 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Zach Mettenberger
Convicted of sexual battery
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:49 pm to texag7
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texag7
Convicted meth mouth racist.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:50 pm to texag7
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Convicted of sexual battery
Terrible for your Mom. Has she recovered yet??
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:51 pm to lsufball19
It’s a shame he doesn’t have one person in his world that loves him enough (or afford to) fix that grill.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:53 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Looks pretty damn normal. Especially for a guy who was crawling like a little bitch 15 seconds earlier.
Dude had been constantly "walking it off" for like 2 minutes.
That happens with an ankle sprain, then the pain sets in once it gets cold.
Not that you understand any of that.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:55 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Not that you understand any of that.
Tuscaloosa played college football. Right before his under and grad degrees from UA. Then he went to “flight” school. The man is renaissance, I tell ya!
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:55 pm to texag7
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Convicted of sexual battery
Dude grabbed some girl's tits and arse when he was drunk.
Definitely bad but a little more was made of it than should've been.
They were misdemeanors by the way, Daniel.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:56 pm to SidewalkTiger
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That happens with an ankle sprain, then the pain sets in once it gets cold.
Not that you understand any of that.
Oh. Are you telling me the crawl was unnecessary?
I’ve seen a lot of sprained ankles, and not once have I ever seen someone crawl off the field afterwards.
It was an attention seeking, woe is me, bitch move from a guy who was (deservedly) pissed off at his coaches and offensive line.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:57 pm to Errerrerrwere
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Tuscaloosa played college football. Right before his under and grad degrees from UA. Then he went to “flight” school. The man is renaissance, I tell ya!
Pretty spot on.
This post was edited on 4/8/20 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:57 pm to Tuscaloosa
Right, because those gifs are as good as an MRI.
fricking idiot gump.
fricking idiot gump.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:57 pm to Tuscaloosa
I’m impressed. Tell me more.
I would think an autobiography would be suitable, Mr Gump.
I would think an autobiography would be suitable, Mr Gump.
This post was edited on 4/8/20 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:57 pm to wadewilson
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Right, because those gifs are as good as an MRI.
fricking idiot gump.
I didn’t make him crawl like a bitch.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:58 pm to Errerrerrwere
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I’m impressed. Tell me more.
I would think an autobiography would be suitable, Me Gump.
You talk more about my life than I do. Give it a shot. I’m dying to see another melty list.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:59 pm to Tuscaloosa
On a message board touting how great his life is! That boy has internet swagga!
Oh, and...
Oh, and...
Posted on 4/8/20 at 5:00 pm to Errerrerrwere
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Errerrerrwere
You’re melting Tractor Tug
Posted on 4/8/20 at 5:00 pm to Tuscaloosa
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I didn’t make him crawl like a bitch.
At least he got himself off the field.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 5:01 pm to SidewalkTiger
Was he crying like a lil bitch; like Tuscaloosa claims Mett was doing?
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