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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just t
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:49 pm
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:49 pm
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "LSU going to win the natty!" thread up. We all know it's a joke. The "epic" LSU being on top of the SEC and CFB, isn't it? I imagine your little shitgrin laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on SECrant posting about a school that you didn't even go to. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a jobless loser. A pathetic "LSU fan." She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING! THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:52 pm to ringoflex
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:53 pm to ringoflex
What the frick is this shite?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:53 pm to ringoflex
Very strange thread. On multiple levels. Is that one paragraph? Why does this read like the opening paragraph to a weird fetish sex fantasy?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:54 pm to ringoflex
I can’t read that much when I’m this drunk. Clearly not as drunk as you, but still Wtf are you taking about?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:54 pm to ringoflex
I’m not sure what this is about, but you are one triggered mother fricker. 
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:55 pm to ringoflex
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:58 pm to ringoflex
Is this another ag fan? Looks like one.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:59 pm to ringoflex
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I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "LSU going to win the natty!" thread up. We all know it's a joke. The "epic" LSU being on top of the SEC and CFB, isn't it? I imagine your little shitgrin laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on SECrant posting about a school that you didn't even go to. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a jobless loser. A pathetic "LSU fan." She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING! THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Alabama fans ladies and gentlemen.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:02 am to ringoflex
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:04 am to ringoflex
Damn. Is is possible to rustle jimmies to this level? There has to be some mental deficiency as well, doesn’t there?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:04 am to ringoflex
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:06 am to ringoflex
This is how meth works... how many days have you been awake?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:07 am to ringoflex
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:12 am to ringoflex
It all starts off in the lot when me and my boys are in a circle poundin' Busch Lights while were blastin' Ants Marching from my new Jeep Grand Cherokee. Ya my Jeep is white and i know it gets dirty easily but frick it, the bitches love that shite. As we pass around our fat fricking bottle of Absolute Strawberry, we just scope out hotties while we try to ward off all other loser Chads, as the bitches flock to my Jeep like a fricking watering hole in the desert. SLUTS. Me and my Bro's don't even head in until the 3rd song. As we walk in I stick in a fatty dip of grizzly bear and simultaneously smoke a cig and drink the rest of my warm Busch light. So were in the show. We start just pushing our way to the front. Lights. Dave. Black dude on drums. Jesus on Saxophone. SLUTS. By this point every song sounds just the fricking same as the other one. But I know Dave is fuggin killin' it anyways. I grab this girl next to me and we makeout for a solid 15min during Crash Into Me. I finally push that bitch off and low and behold some other slut starts grabbin my arse. After that I head to the bathroom with my bros and wait in line for 20 mins. We head back to our spot and some jackass is standing there. I'm about to bust his ugly Ted Danson lookin' face in, but before I can he whips out a joint and offers me and my crew to smoke up. He tells me he's there watching his daughter and her friends that are all in high school. Next thing I know I wake up in my Jeep with my dick hanging out of my zipper. Now this has happened to me before so it doesn't even phase me. I just pop in a sick 03' Dave CD and fricking cruise home.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:22 am to ringoflex
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drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother.
Everything on this OP was wrong except this!
WHO KNOWS ME, DAMMIT!
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:23 am to ringoflex
Turkey Swiss melt with a side of macaroni and holy shite
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:28 am to ringoflex
Holy meltdown... This is spectacular.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:34 am to ringoflex
While I won’t claim to be above low hanging fruit, I really think you should seek some help, man...
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:52 am to ringoflex
Nuclear melt
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