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Can Arkansas Football catch a break?

Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:29 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99898 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:29 pm
I’m awaiting tRant thread about the incoming locusts any day now.

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Arkansas has had a rough 2019 season, to put it mildly. Heading into the final game of the season, the Razorbacks are dealing with a health issue out of the ordinary: a mumps outbreak.

According to Tom Murphy of the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, it started with nine confirmed cases on UA campus.

On Monday, a statement was released saying two student-athletes had been diagnosed with mumps: “Two student-athletes have been diagnosed with the mumps and they have been at the Jones Center recently. A few staff members in athletic training have also been quarantined. To be safe, we strongly recommend that everyone get the vaccine.”


In all seriousness, y’all be safe.

SDS article regarding mumps on campus
Posted by The Winner
Member since Nov 2016
7918 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:31 pm to
Yuck that's awful
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
33356 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:45 pm to
Still undefeated in shooty hoops


Posted by ghusbhus
Your wife’s vag
Member since Mar 2015
772 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:48 pm to
reminds me of a few years ago when UK had that measles outbreak.
Posted by Mizzou Mule
St. Charles County, Missou-rah
Member since Sep 2014
3079 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:07 pm to
Don't worry about arky. Odom-ball is coming to help arky out of the funk.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66133 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:13 pm to

But those 9 don't have Autism so it's a huge triumph.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132819 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:27 pm to
I blame the chicken factories


Build the wall
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9259 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:31 pm to
I was just contemplating this week what a marvelous moment it would be if Arkansas manages to upset Mizzou. This does not please me.

(For the record, it wouldn’t please me regardless, but I really want this outcome on Friday.)
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46527 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:41 pm to
How the f do you get mumps
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17764 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:44 pm to
Apparently every position group has had someone catch mumps except the receivers.

All of the receivers are apparently so bad that they couldn’t even catch the mumps.
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 9:46 pm
Posted by KennesawTiger
Your's mom's house
Member since Dec 2006
7094 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:30 pm to
Dammit.

What manner of curse did Petrino cast on Arkansas football on his way out? Brutal.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9911 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:10 am to
Arkansas should hire Dooley. His hygiene game was on point.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25260 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:45 am to
Our luck in football is so bad I wouldn't be surprised if we accidentally rehired Chad Morris.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54260 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:48 am to
Back in the 50s and early 60s damn near all kids got the mumps at some point. Got to miss some school.
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