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re: Replay of 44-16. Tua Has miscarriage, Clemson Mercy Knee & Other Fun Facts

Posted on 6/29/19 at 7:58 am to
Posted by Rhino5
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Posted on 6/29/19 at 7:58 am to
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So Auburn dick rides USC the way LSU fans dickride Clemson. Slobber on that knob boys.

What? Alabama didn’t get beat by USC. The fact is you have to travel back 15 years to see a more lopsided national championship. Some of you seem to not be over it yet.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24597 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 7:59 am to
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focusing on unrelated teams




Hypocrite. You focus on Alabama but say I’m deflecting when I bring up your team.

The gif I posted happened last November when Alabama beat your team, LSU, 29-0. Yet you bounce on a Clemson dick because LSU’s dick can’t get it done anymore.

At least Auburn has won the SEC since 2011. LSU has a win over UCF.
This post was edited on 6/29/19 at 8:00 am
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 6/29/19 at 8:08 am to
So to recap...

This thread is about the replay of a specific game in which Clemson took Alabama into a dirty bathroom at a party, promised her it would be gentle, and then unceremoniously Deflowered her while she stared down at the toilet bowl and wondered where it all went wrong.

You are choosing to deflect to unrelated teams to cope with your pain. And I have no problem with you referencing LSU or other schools as much as you need to assist in your road to acceptance . Because I care.
Posted by AHM21
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Posted on 6/29/19 at 8:11 am to
You are choosing to deflect to unrelated teams to cope with your pain. And I have no problem with you referencing Alabama or other schools as much as you need to assist in your road to acceptance . Because I care.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 6/29/19 at 8:18 am to
The old “ I know you are but what am I “ approach lol. Good luck with that.
Posted by LSU Patrick
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73550 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 8:18 am to
This is what happens when Bama doesn't pay the refs enough.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24597 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 8:23 am to
It’s the root of all of this. LSU rides Clemson’s dick because their team isn’t good enough.

Clemson kicked Alabama’s arse. LSU can’t.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 6/29/19 at 8:31 am to
Or it could be that you are MELTING HELP MELTING because we are talking about the most recent CFB championship game on a college sports board.

Lighten up. You lost. You looked into the abyss, saw a giant turd with a big script A emblazoned on it and watched your team endure a historic football forced sodomization. And you are MAD MELTING because we bring it up.

Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 6/29/19 at 8:34 am to
When all else fails, “you’re melting.”

However this:

quote:

It’s a bad matchup for an LSU team that has stupidly had a 3 yards and a cloud of dust offensive approach. If the approach remains, so will the arse beatings.



Honesty. Respect.
This post was edited on 6/29/19 at 8:36 am
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73550 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 8:45 am to
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Clemson kicked Alabama’s arse.


That's it. Repeat this a few more times, and you will be well on your way to acceptance.
Posted by 1badboy
In space
Member since Jul 2014
8103 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:01 am to
I have lived in Alabama for 42 years & after the arse whippin in the bowl I could not get1 ROLL TIDE for about 4 months!And of course it is a long time to football as they are not worth a shite in any other sport!
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50216 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:01 am to
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Hook Em Horns



Patience, Grasshopper...your time in the sun will be here soon enough.

Trust me.
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23757 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:10 am to
We lost the National Championship Game. Congrats to Clemson.

The same game we kept them out of by shutting them out the year before.

The last 4 of them Alabama has been in. Counting BCS games since 2009 we've been in 7, winning 5 of those. That's a pretty solid record. When you're in that many, you're going to lose a few.

What I read on here is the knowledge that Alabama is going to beat your asses and get in the playoffs again, and there's nothing any of your teams are going to be able to do to stop it.

Pax Alabama, the dynasty continues, and one game isn't going to end it. As Clemson is going to find out come playoff time this year. You don't get that trophy without going through Alabama, and that's a fact.
This post was edited on 6/29/19 at 9:17 am
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:16 am to
I like it. Acceptance ( whew finally ) mixed with insufferable arrogance and unwitting hubris. Keep it up !
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23757 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:17 am to
When will YOU accept that you are playing for second in the West once again? The streak is going to continue and you'll have to eat your Corndogs and go home crying again.
This post was edited on 6/29/19 at 9:18 am
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23757 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:24 am to
You know, LSU people were sooo close. Les Miles could have been a God in Louisiana. He had teams that were among the best ever in the SEC and there was no one to stop them.

Til Nick Saban got off the plane in TTown and awoke the sleeping giant. LSU even goes in there and beats Alabama and parties..WE DID IT! WINS THE GAME OF THE CENTURY!!!! until the game of the century doesn't matter.

I love Les Miles I really do. I think you made a mistake firing the man. He did a great job at LSU and was only guilty of what all the other coaches in the league were.

Now, enjoy the streak and your mediocrity.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:27 am to
Lol. I’m Making jokes at my own/LSU expense 12 seconds after a loss to Bama. I go STRAIGHT to acceptance. I’ve been going to LSU games since 1973. I’m a graduate. I have two kids there. I look at it all differently than a guy who buys a T-shirt at Walmart.

I have been perfectly clear about my position. Until I SEE LSU beat Alabama again, Bama is the obvious favorite to win. I’ve never wavered. Alabama is a BAD matchup for LSU. It’s strength vs strength and Alabama is stronger. So LSU has to beat them with ingenuity, something we have not demonstrated in years .

I’m all about realpolitik, bro. I’m not the one MAD MELTING over 44-16.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24597 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:30 am to
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Lol. I’m Making jokes at my own/LSU expense 12 seconds after a loss to Bama. I go STRAIGHT to acceptance. I’ve been going to LSU games since 1973. I’m a graduate. I have two kids there. I look at it all differently than a guy who buys a T-shirt at Walmart.



“I went to LSU and I’m used to being a loser so acceptance of losing is easy!”

Well said.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78979 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:33 am to
“I didn’t go to Alabama but I bought this t-shirt at Wal Mart so despite the fact that I wake up every morning in this repossessed single wide trailer next to my older sister Earline, I piss excellence. RMFTR!”

Well said.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24597 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:36 am to
You have to make shite up. I laugh at you being the loser you are by simply quoting your own words.

I win, loser.

Btw Lsupimp being some 50+ year old coonass guy makes perfect sense. Have a blessed day, gramps.
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