We all know which schools are rivals, but which ones are friends?

The obvious ones:

& - This relationship is akin to a female gorilla seeking out the oldest, strongest silverback to mate with or one of those little birds that cleans an alligator's teeth...but if both of those things were with humans and one of them was a flaming homosexual.

& - LSU does not consider Alabama a rival. This explains why LSU fans were ecstatic when the Tigers beat the Tide by...what was that score again? Don't worry, LSU fans will tell us. Please remember that LSU absolutely does not consider Alabama a rival.

& - The underlying motivations behind this are unclear but the results don't lie. There's no other way to explain why Arkansas was so willing to throw the CWS.

& - More of a political alliance than a sports one because, let's be honest, neither of these schools is doing anything noteworthy in sports anytime in the near future, but other than that it's a match made in heaven.


The should-be's:

& - Both are farm schools with zero national championships in shitty, boring, depressing states

& - Similar justification to MSU & KSU but add a gigantic, successful crimson in-state menace and inferiority complex. Also, orange.

& - Both are blue, both deserve the death penalty, both condone weird sex shite, both are yankees.

& - Both are located in major metropolitan areas, are predominately Asian, and play Georgia every year

& - We all know that Illinois used to win National Championships back in the day but did you know Georgia won one once too? They did! But it was so long ago that you may not remember. They share this with Illinois. Both schools are the flagship universities of large states and consistently underachieve.

What about everybody else? Ole Miss? Florida? Tennessee?