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Posted on 2/17/19 at 11:25 am
Posted on 2/17/19 at 11:25 am
I heard ... “I have a PHD... pretty huge dick” earlier. Had a nice laugh.
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Posted on 2/17/19 at 11:56 am to Huge Richard
You remind me of my big toe.... cause I'm about to get drunk and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house
Posted on 2/17/19 at 12:14 pm to Huge Richard
You: “I love everything about you except your ankles.”
Her: “What’s wrong with my ankles?”
You: “They’re not right here (pat your shoulders).”
(Can also be modified for thighs, and you pat your ears.)
Her: “What’s wrong with my ankles?”
You: “They’re not right here (pat your shoulders).”
(Can also be modified for thighs, and you pat your ears.)
Posted on 2/17/19 at 12:44 pm to Huge Richard
I’ve noticed that girls find it funny when guys can make fun of themselves when it comes to sex and their penis size.
Guy: “Are you looking for some good sex?”
Girl: “No”
Guy: “Then I’m the guy for you!”
Guy: “Are you looking for some good sex?”
Girl: “No”
Guy: “Then I’m the guy for you!”
Posted on 2/17/19 at 12:57 pm to Huge Richard
You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.
Posted on 2/17/19 at 2:38 pm to Huge Richard
I have a huge richard, wanna frick?
Posted on 2/17/19 at 2:51 pm to momentoftruth87
I've seen "Nice shoes, wanna frick?" work before
Posted on 2/17/19 at 2:53 pm to BowlJackson
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I've seen "Nice shoes, wanna frick?" work before
Havent seen it work, but have heard it
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:22 pm to momentoftruth87
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"Nice shoes, wanna frick?"
Out of curiosity, what brand boot were you wearing that got another Marine to shoot that shot on you? Belleville? Danner? Rocky?
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:24 pm to Huge Richard
My dick just died. Can I bury it in you?
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:25 pm to Obtuse1
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:25 pm to KSGamecock
Wearing a pair of Bellevilles right now with shorts and a hoodie 
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:27 pm to momentoftruth87
#JustBootThangs
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:28 pm to KSGamecock
Just a veteran thang
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:31 pm to momentoftruth87
Wearing boots with shorts and a hoodie is boot AF.
I have a pair of Bellevilles but had to stop wearing them outside because they're not winter boots.
I have a pair of Bellevilles but had to stop wearing them outside because they're not winter boots.
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:33 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:36 pm to KSGamecock
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Wearing boots with shorts and a hoodie is boot AF.
I do this. Idk why but female cashiers love to make comments when I wear boots and shorts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:36 pm to BowlJackson
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I do this. Idk why but female cashiers love to make comments when I wear boots and shorts
So much sexier in combat boots too with EGA's on them.
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:38 pm to momentoftruth87
MOT skips leg day.
Posted on 2/17/19 at 3:39 pm to momentoftruth87
Winter/Summer
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