Since we have Longhorn posters here now..

First off, you are not back.

The Big12 is as weak as it’s ever been. TCU and Baylor are back in the shitter and West Virginia without Holgerson will focus solely on making moonshine.

You lost to Maryland to open the season, for the second time in a row. You then beat these teams by 7 points or less (Tulsa, K-State, Baylor, Texas Tech, Kansas).

Moving on to the Sugar Bowl, you beat an unenthused UGA team after your overrated QB couldn’t even throw a TD to his 2 NFL receivers..with UGA’s Thorpe winner sitting out.

All of this with the most experienced defense in the league. 8/11 starters on your defense were SRs. You are replacing basically your entire front seven and both corners...yikes. LSU is going to run the ball down your throat for 60 minutes and then paint the city of Austin in Purple & Gold.

Last but not least.. “Ok. Cool. Hook’em” might be the trashiest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s one thing for Tom “Hair Plugs” Herman to openly acknowledge cheating on his wife..but for her to get a t-shirt made with it and wear it to the next game? Ho Lee Trash.

To summarize for our Longhorn lurkers...LSU will first remind Texas who Daddy is on the baseball diamond, then we will push you around on the football field in the fall. There is nothing that you or your savior, Matthew McConaughey, can do about it.