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How do you bury an elephant?

Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:44 pm
Posted by Dawgsfan81
Winder, Georgia
Member since Sep 2017
916 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:44 pm
Dig a hole 44x16!
Posted by Dawgsontop34
Member since Jun 2014
43993 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:49 pm to
I get the premise, but that team also beat us twice in the last two years and has won 50% of the National Championships in the last 10 years...
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
42892 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:50 pm to
Nice... but would be more funny if they didn't come back from the holes we dug for them and then proceeded to bury us in.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:00 pm to
Yea, this joke basically only sets the stage for “Why are UGA girls the best to date? They’ll never expect a ring.”
Posted by DawgRff
Snellville Ga
Member since Jul 2012
6381 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:12 pm to




Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
32293 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

I get the premise, but that team also beat us twice in the last two years and has won 50% of the National Championships in the last 10 years...

You must be real fun at parties.


Holy f’n shite.
Posted by Dawgsontop34
Member since Jun 2014
43993 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

You must be real fun at parties.


Holy f’n shite.


I just don't think it's that funny of a funny joke regardless. Especially not when Bama's had a ton of success and we haven't.

Just my style, but making fun of the teams we lose to doesn't really do anything for me.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
32293 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 4:48 pm to
A naked blonde walks into a bar....

She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.” The poodle barks twice, and then the blonde says, “I’m here to tell you about Nick Saban and the oompah loompah”. Then Dawgsontop34 walks over and throws a wet blanket on both of them. The end.

Get it?
Posted by Kneehigh
Low Country
Member since Nov 2012
14072 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 4:53 pm to
Lmao
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7164 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 6:40 pm to
Both of who? The woman and the poodle? The woman and the bartender? Or maybe the Poodle and the bartender?
Posted by Dawgvet
Woodstock
Member since Sep 2012
567 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 7:20 pm to
Most of the people here are too young to remember The Gong Show. With Gene Gene the Dancing Machine and the unknown comic. Childhood memories
This post was edited on 1/16/19 at 7:25 pm
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6149 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 7:22 pm to
LOL!!
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

A naked blonde walks into a bar....

She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.”


Always thought the punchline to that joke was "OH shite!"

Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7164 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 8:26 pm to
"Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says 'I'm gonna pound my favorite bitch with my giant sausage'. So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49951 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 8:30 pm to
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