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How do you bury an elephant?
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:44 pm
Dig a hole 44x16!
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:49 pm to Dawgsfan81
I get the premise, but that team also beat us twice in the last two years and has won 50% of the National Championships in the last 10 years...
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:50 pm to Dawgsfan81
Nice... but would be more funny if they didn't come back from the holes we dug for them and then proceeded to bury us in.
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:00 pm to Dawgsontop34
Yea, this joke basically only sets the stage for “Why are UGA girls the best to date? They’ll never expect a ring.”
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:13 pm to Dawgsontop34
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I get the premise, but that team also beat us twice in the last two years and has won 50% of the National Championships in the last 10 years...
You must be real fun at parties.
Holy f’n shite.
Posted on 1/16/19 at 4:12 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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You must be real fun at parties.
Holy f’n shite.
I just don't think it's that funny of a funny joke regardless. Especially not when Bama's had a ton of success and we haven't.
Just my style, but making fun of the teams we lose to doesn't really do anything for me.
Posted on 1/16/19 at 4:48 pm to Dawgsontop34
A naked blonde walks into a bar....
She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.” The poodle barks twice, and then the blonde says, “I’m here to tell you about Nick Saban and the oompah loompah”. Then Dawgsontop34 walks over and throws a wet blanket on both of them. The end.
Get it?
She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.” The poodle barks twice, and then the blonde says, “I’m here to tell you about Nick Saban and the oompah loompah”. Then Dawgsontop34 walks over and throws a wet blanket on both of them. The end.
Get it?
Posted on 1/16/19 at 6:40 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Both of who? The woman and the poodle? The woman and the bartender? Or maybe the Poodle and the bartender?
Posted on 1/16/19 at 7:20 pm to DawgRff
Most of the people here are too young to remember The Gong Show. With Gene Gene the Dancing Machine and the unknown comic. Childhood memories
This post was edited on 1/16/19 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 1/16/19 at 7:51 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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A naked blonde walks into a bar....
She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.”
Always thought the punchline to that joke was "OH shite!"
Posted on 1/16/19 at 8:26 pm to FaCubeItches
"Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says 'I'm gonna pound my favorite bitch with my giant sausage'. So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"
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