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Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:28 pm
Go.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:38 pm to diddlydawg7
Youre a man who wears a dog collar on the regular and barks at passers by.
Youre not one to shy away from pissing on a fire hydrant while others watch, but you will become aggressive if they go near it.
Sometimes a spin move is called for when a cop arrives to prevent you from taking a dump in the grass at the park.
Did I capture it? Or does KS need to whip out the file on you?
Youre not one to shy away from pissing on a fire hydrant while others watch, but you will become aggressive if they go near it.
Sometimes a spin move is called for when a cop arrives to prevent you from taking a dump in the grass at the park.
Did I capture it? Or does KS need to whip out the file on you?
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:42 pm to thatguy45
I'm serious. If you keep it reasonable I will actually tell you if you are right.
No
No
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Youre a man who wears a dog collar on the regular and barks at passers by.
No
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Youre not one to shy away from pissing on a fire hydrant while others watch, but you will become aggressive if they go near it.
No
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:45 pm to diddlydawg7
Early to mid 30’s. 3 day shadow. Wears Axe body spray. The older guy picking up younger chicks in the bar. Dresses slightly too young for his age.
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:49 pm to diddlydawg7
Shoot, maybe that was just the neighborhood crazy.
I'll take another shot
You watch twitch streams of people watching others' twitch streams because you like a deeper viewing experience when watching a light box.
You have a full collection of Brittany Spears' work from Baby one more time onward.
You own a recliner but sit in a chair from your dining room table to browse the web, on your phone.
You had a mowhawk at one point in time to be edgey, and got made fun of for it.
Youre a closet Florida fan.
You had reheated taco bell for supper.
Am I warm? I feel like I'm pretty close on this
I'll take another shot
You watch twitch streams of people watching others' twitch streams because you like a deeper viewing experience when watching a light box.
You have a full collection of Brittany Spears' work from Baby one more time onward.
You own a recliner but sit in a chair from your dining room table to browse the web, on your phone.
You had a mowhawk at one point in time to be edgey, and got made fun of for it.
Youre a closet Florida fan.
You had reheated taco bell for supper.
Am I warm? I feel like I'm pretty close on this
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
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The older guy picking up younger chicks in the bar. Dresses slightly too young for his age.
30 year old boomer confirmed
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:05 pm to thatguy45
I should have said, “trying to pick up younger chicks in the bar.”
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:07 pm to diddlydawg7
Carbon-based moving parts.
Contains significant amounts water.
Turns food into poo.
Contains significant amounts water.
Turns food into poo.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:10 pm to thatguy45
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Shoot, maybe that was just the neighborhood crazy.
I'll take another shot
You watch twitch streams of people watching others' twitch streams because you like a deeper viewing experience when watching a light box.
You have a full collection of Brittany Spears' work from Baby one more time onward.
You own a recliner but sit in a chair from your dining room table to browse the web, on your phone.
You had a mowhawk at one point in time to be edgey, and got made fun of for it.
Youre a closet Florida fan.
You had reheated taco bell for supper.
Am I warm? I feel like I'm pretty close on this
None of those are correct. But you are closer. I had non reheated taco bell 3 days ago. I own a couch that I sit on and browse my phone. I have watched twitch streams in the past. but never in the way you described. I sometimes fashion a mohawk in the shower but never actually styled it in public.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:15 pm to Woodreaux
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Carbon-based moving parts.
I was going off the assumption he was silicon based.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:44 pm to thatguy45
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Or does KS need to whip out the file on you?
Only interesting people get files.
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