To everyone who hates Alabama, soak this in....

While you’re watching the game tomorrow, feeling sick to your stomach, hoping Alabama loses (we won’t), a few thoughts will go through your mind. The main one being...

“Man, I hope the AD of my favorite team makes the PERFECT hire one day, and we go on a run like Alabama is currently on.”

I don’t blame you. I grew up listening to my grandparents and parents talking about the Bear Bryant days, and always thought how great it would be to experience something like that. Well, my dream came true, 6 possible National Championships in a 10 year span.

Your dream won't come true.

Fans of Mississippi State, Vanderbilt, Kentucky, Missouri, Ole Miss, South Carolina, Arkansas: You'll never see 1 National Championship by your team in your lifetime.

Texas A&M, Auburn: If your under 40 years of age,you might see MAYBE 1 more National Championship in your lifetime, but it’s not a guarantee.

LSU, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee: If you are under 40, there is a chance you might see 2 Natty’s in a 10 year span at some point, and probably up to 3 total in your lifetime, but that is the ceiling.

Put your weed down & quit dreaming, your team will NEVER have the pleasure of enjoying what me and my fellow Bama fans are feeling right now thanks to the genius of Nicholas Lou Saban. Never. Ever. Never. It makes the success of Bama even sweeter knowing other teams fans will never know what this feels like.

Tomorrow night...DO NOT cheer for Alabama. Look you dimwits...the SEC isn’t a “team” and the SEC doesn’t bring us together. The SEC doesn’t mean shyt. Pick your team, cheer for that said team, & don’t dyckride on my Bama because of this made up “gotta pull for the SEC” bullshyt. Don’t cheer for my team, because we sure as hell ain’t pulling for your team the seasons we miss the playoffs (which may never happen).