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How do we book this Texas A&M Heel Turn?

Posted on 11/26/18 at 8:31 am
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26825 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 8:31 am
Its pretty obvious A&M is going old fashioned wrasslin' bad guy here. They win in controversial fashion. They attack a man with Parkinson's and punch him in the pacemaker. They even have homoerotic dancing milkmen cavorting around during football games.

How do we keep the heat on them for a full year leading up to the rematch?

The problem is we can't really go with promos for this one. Jimbo always looks like he's about to break down and start sobbing about half of Florida hosing down his wife and no one can understand Coach O.

Do we go with Coach Craig announcing that if A&M wins the next game he's going to make Mike the Tiger into a rug? Do we have Cole Fisher and the A&M Yell Leaders jump Faulk and douse him with a jizz jar? We have to come up with some way to keep the heat on the Aggies until we can set up the Coach O vs the Fishers in a steel cage match.
Posted by TigerFan4040
Member since Sep 2013
4390 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 8:32 am to
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How do we keep the heat on them for a full year leading up to the rematch?


Ill just lean on the fact that we beat A&M 3 different times before "losing". Either way its going to be a longgggg year with these faggie fricks.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
21294 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 8:34 am to
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Ill just lean on the fact that we beat A&M 3 different times before "losing".


please do so. It will also solidify that is exactly what a loser would say.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26195 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 8:35 am to
Have them denounce the SEC and say that every game is an audition to be invited back to the Big12
This post was edited on 11/26/18 at 8:36 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 8:39 am to
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we beat A&M 3 different times before "losing".


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before "losing"


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"losing"


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losing


74-72, mijo
Posted by sharkenleo
Space Coast
Member since Nov 2013
299 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 8:40 am to
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
8105 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Ill just lean on the fact that we beat A&M 3 different times before "losing". Either way its going to be a longgggg year with these faggie fricks.


Ahh yes, tactic #3 of LSU’s classic excuse-making SOP: the “should have” whine.
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4338 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 8:48 am to
LSU is Jake the Snake Roberts. Awesome move (DDT) and large following of low IQ fans, but too greasy to ever be the face of the game.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62715 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 8:53 am to
Lol

LSU got their arse kicked

Refs got everything right
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 9:38 am to
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LSU got their arse kicked

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Old Sarge


177!

Troll posts count started on 8/31/18 Running tally of posts by Old Sarge about LSU= 177, Threads started about LSU= 14

You are a sad middle aged man.
This post was edited on 11/26/18 at 9:40 am
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62715 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 9:41 am to
Glad to see my little follower is still around

You complete me
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23579 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 9:42 am to
Pretty sure you guys have your own hands full in Arkansas when it comes to football.

Don't you think worrying about other folks at this point is kind of like worrying about where the thermostat is set while the house is engulfed in fire?

I'm just saying...
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 9:45 am to
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Glad to see my little follower is still around

You have not “arrived” on this for him until you have at least one stalker. I am proud to say that I have three.
Posted by 1badboy
In space
Member since Jul 2014
8103 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 9:49 am to
Speaking about losers u Gaggies should know! Ref's best friend!!!
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8921 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 9:52 am to


or

Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
23534 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 9:55 am to
It is just like when Andre the Giant turned heel.

Hmm.. not quite right.

More like Owen Hart, I guess.
Posted by 85AustinAg
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2016
305 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 9:55 am to
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 9:58 am to
Anybody can be a "face"but it takes real talent to be a good "heel".




Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
23534 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 10:03 am to


Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 10:05 am to
It was easy for me, I pissed on their memorial grass after the game. The nice feel of hot piss falling onto their grass was enough revenge for me. I need to mail the university a check to replace the grass that will turn yellow in a day or so
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