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PSA to Birmingham Residents
Posted on 10/24/18 at 3:56 am
Posted on 10/24/18 at 3:56 am
Just released!!!!!!!!!
“Dear Tide Brethren:
I just learned the hard way that billboards are NOT trees. They can’t be poisoned. I’ve sprayed them all with salty water to promote rust, but it’s taking longer than expected. Calling all reciprocating saws . . .
Signed, Harvey Updyke”
“Dear Tide Brethren:
I just learned the hard way that billboards are NOT trees. They can’t be poisoned. I’ve sprayed them all with salty water to promote rust, but it’s taking longer than expected. Calling all reciprocating saws . . .
Signed, Harvey Updyke”
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Posted on 10/24/18 at 4:46 am to JudgeHolden
The jury is still out on this joke.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 6:04 am to JudgeHolden
Harvey was mad that Auburn actually beat Alabama.
Your signs are safe.
Your signs are safe.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 6:41 am to MykTide
quote:
Harvey was mad that Auburn actually beat Alabama.
Your signs are safe.
SAVAGE!!!!
Posted on 10/24/18 at 6:58 am to JudgeHolden
Just terrible execution.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:07 am to JudgeHolden
seven days.
weak
weak
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:50 am to JudgeHolden
Weak, maybe. An accurate insight into your fan base? frickin A. See Exhibit 1 below.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:52 am to JudgeHolden
#Dadjokes
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:53 am to thatthang
Which often reveal #truth.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:53 am to JudgeHolden
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JudgeHolden
Stick to your day job Chief.
The OP didn't even warrant a chuckle.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:54 am to JudgeHolden
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:57 am to Roll Tide Ravens
I guess #updykefatigue has set in among #crimsontide.
It was weak. It has a grain of truth, sadly.
It was weak. It has a grain of truth, sadly.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 8:17 am to JudgeHolden
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Which often reveal #truth.
Exactly what a dad would say.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 8:21 am to thatthang
I am a dad. So that makes sense.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 8:24 am to JudgeHolden
Updyke is from Texas. If he heads to B'ham he'll be driving through LA first.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:10 am to JudgeHolden
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:19 am to JudgeHolden
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I am a dad
Holy shite, do you know how embarrassed I’d be for myself and my father (LSU alum) if he went online telling e-strangers to “suck that tiger dick” and trying to pass himself off as a lawyer? What a pathetic white trash loser you are . . .
This post was edited on 10/24/18 at 9:21 am
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:24 am to JudgeHolden
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