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HGMF: Week 8 - Results///& GIMP AUCTION. . .

Posted on 10/21/18 at 6:41 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 6:41 pm





Wild Thang aka Sexual Chocolate:

Congrats on an outstanding 22 points this week, Champ! Most in the field.

To honor this accomplishment, please accept Deeprig9 as your personal gimp for Week 9.


In addition, please give me three names from below to remove permanently from the Games when you get a chance.


+9 - Spunky
+8 - WGDawg
+8 - ChiliDawg
+8 - ITDawg
+7 - BigDaddyDawg
-1 - K9*


*denotes a gimp

**Also, note that for the first time ever, we have both a gimp and the gimp's owner on the chopping block at the same time.
-The terms of bondage say that the only way a gimp can be emancipated is by 1) death, 2) winning a week outright, or 3) surviving to the Auburn game.
-Therefore, if this gimp survives tonight, but his owner does not, he will remain a gimp
-and be auctioned off to the highest bidder in a gimp auction.
-if they both survive, their current gimp contract remains in tact as is



Thanks.




































SOUNDTRACK: LINK...............
This post was edited on 10/21/18 at 8:28 pm
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19 &lt-- oops
Member since Sep 2012
26844 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 6:43 pm to
wld thang!

congrats man

youre a great picker

dont eliminte me lololol

you know i got your back.

one love,

k9
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 6:57 pm to
Sidenote:

We need to pay some kid or homeless person in Jacksonville to get an HGMF sign into the espn Gameday broadcast.


HGMF in bold black. WIth a Georgia G for the letter G. And maybe an NPC being beheaded with a sword below the HGMF part.
Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
Member since Sep 2012
8000 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 6:59 pm to
We will have some feet on the ground in JAX.

Who wants to be a eLegend?
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10067 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:00 pm to
Mr. Chocolate, You know I'd spare you if I was in your shoes. We go back too far to risk our E-friendship over this.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
89796 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:05 pm to
Hey champ,

A gimp by rule is loyal to their master, and it behooves that master to keep a gimp around to help with their personal game, so there are 2 people on the block that are clearly loyal to each other which would make rational sense to remove both at this unique opportunity. That leaves one more left which I can only plead is not me. We have never had any beef with each other and I haven't targeted you in the games before, as I realize someone of your prowess isn't someone to cross. I would greatly appreciate being spared if you have it in your heart.

Thanks for your consideration champ. HGMF.
This post was edited on 10/21/18 at 7:06 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60788 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:11 pm to
Jefferson, Cheese, and Lew waiting for the show?


quote:




Posted by tween the hedges
Member since Feb 2012
20590 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

HGMF in bold black. WIth a Georgia G for the letter G. And maybe an NPC being beheaded with a sword below the HGMF part.
Sounds like a 10 point bonus next week. If you haven’t thought of it...
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60788 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:14 pm to
Jefferson, if the master dies, does the killer get the gimp?

Can you have a stable of gimps?
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:19 pm to
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19 &lt-- oops
Member since Sep 2012
26844 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:21 pm to
WT,

WG obvously knows nothing about the HG if he thinks I'm loyal to my master. im his servant, he owns me. were you loyal to deeprig? didnt think so. im trying to claw my way to freedom and win this thing just like you.

in fact, it would help all of us if you eliminated bigdaddy. he is the one that benefits the most from my gimpdom, not I, the lowly gimp, fighting tooth and nail.

one love,

k9
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26398 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:21 pm to
Congrats again Thang. Only thing I can say is that I have shown my allegiance to those who I have pledged allegiance. We have a strong alliance and would work with you throughout the games as well. If it’s my time, I understand, but feel my story has not been finished......

HGMFer!!!

Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
89796 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:24 pm to
Speaking of which, it seems I'm one of the rare few that actually takes pics and gets on site bonus points at away games.

In exchange for being spared I will give any picture taking bonus points earned in Jax to you WT. And no this isn't a copout where I don't take any pics...I'll still put the same effort I always do.
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:24 pm to
I will always be Sexual Chocolate!!!




Explain which owner/gimp is on the block, and how the gimp thing works.

Thanks
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:27 pm to
Just watched your link you son of a bitch. If you were on the block, because of your Montoya 500 pick, you would be gone!!

Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Spunky


We do go way back. Always liked you.

HOWEVER, you have dogged LSU, The Who Dats, and all Cajuns for two years.

Do NOT think it wasn’t noticed.

You are FIRED!!




Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

K9


You have been on the Game of Thrones bandwagon from the start.

You safe buddy
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19 &lt-- oops
Member since Sep 2012
26844 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:46 pm to


a Dawg always pays his debts.
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

BigDaddyDawg


Bye Felicia

Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:51 pm to



Spunky....


…...of the Great State of Georgia...…



...Thank you for your Tribute....
. LINK...................
This post was edited on 10/21/18 at 7:53 pm
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