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Miss. State: what have you done to Joe Moorhead?
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:26 am
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:26 am
Joe Moorhead used to be the the somewhat svelte, picturesque OC at Penn. State.
Then he came to Miss. State. Here he is shortly after his arrival, a tad larger than he was at Penn. State. He must have begun to indulge in the famous cheese and ice cream produced there.
Then reality takes hold and stress takes over. He starts having sleepless nights after realizing that he is the head coach at a perennial conference cellar dweller in which only one coach has escaped with a better job, while all the rest have resigned, been fired or have been forced into retirement. The odds aren't good for Joe. Cortisol production is high. Joe then grows a beard to cover his fatty jowls and hide his shame from the world, but his chin demands to be seen in all of its glory.
Joe loses to Kentucky, and his mental stability begins to slip downward as have done his physical attributes. He develops wonk eyes.
There are really only two ways this can end. Miss. State-you have ruined Joe Moorhead. I hope you are proud of yourselves.
Inb4MattisFat.

Then he came to Miss. State. Here he is shortly after his arrival, a tad larger than he was at Penn. State. He must have begun to indulge in the famous cheese and ice cream produced there.

Then reality takes hold and stress takes over. He starts having sleepless nights after realizing that he is the head coach at a perennial conference cellar dweller in which only one coach has escaped with a better job, while all the rest have resigned, been fired or have been forced into retirement. The odds aren't good for Joe. Cortisol production is high. Joe then grows a beard to cover his fatty jowls and hide his shame from the world, but his chin demands to be seen in all of its glory.

Joe loses to Kentucky, and his mental stability begins to slip downward as have done his physical attributes. He develops wonk eyes.

There are really only two ways this can end. Miss. State-you have ruined Joe Moorhead. I hope you are proud of yourselves.


Inb4MattisFat.
This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 10:31 am
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:26 am to DownSouthJukin
This troll attempt took way too much effort.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:27 am to DownSouthJukin
He definitely has developed those Mississippi eyes
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:27 am to BhamBlazeDog
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This troll attempt took 5 minutes.
Joe is an soft target. Or an easy target. Or both.
This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 10:36 am
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:27 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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He definitely has developed those Mississippi State eyes

This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 10:29 am
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:28 am to DownSouthJukin
I mean, Starkville is the armpit of the state, but Bops is really good. Not like there's anything else to do there....
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:29 am to DownSouthJukin
i don't know, but someone needs to teach this slob how to tie a tie

Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:37 am to DownSouthJukin
Have y'all seen Bert lately? The amount of stress that HCs in the SEC West are under is unreal. Fatbert has lost 80lbs+ already. And apparently we have discovered exactly where said 80 lbs went... directly to FatJoe's arse. He's almost as big as FatMatt.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:38 am to lsufball19
quote:he's got that "please swipe right" face.
i don't know, but someone needs to teach this slob how to tie a tie
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:38 am to Slackaveli
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He's almost as big as FatMatt.
Start your own thread.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:41 am to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:He really is starting to look more and more like the MSU fanbase everyday
He definitely has developed those Mississippi eyes
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:41 am to Slackaveli
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he's got that "please swipe right" face.
I think he has that "I'm a high school PE coach and you should respect me" face
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:44 am to lsufball19
Ill give him this much- Ole Baw looks like he'd fight rather than get punked. I can respect that. I hate punks.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:47 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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He definitely has developed those Mississippi eyes

Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:48 am to DownSouthJukin
I just want to know... can you milk Matt Luke? DSJ
Also, I think this lady's face says it all.
Slightly confused and amused but generally WTF

Also, I think this lady's face says it all.
Slightly confused and amused but generally WTF

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Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:51 am to GuyonaBuffalo
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GuyonaBuffalo
Your user name makes you sound fat.
Posting Matt Luke is a deflection. He came to us fat-he was an O-lineman. We didn't make him that way.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:52 am to DownSouthJukin
I see Moorhead is really embracing the Mississippi way of life. He'll require insulin and a sleep apnea machine soon.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:52 am to GuyonaBuffalo
Matt "Titties" Luke.
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