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What Kirby should require after a touchdown

Posted on 9/26/18 at 5:18 pm
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6365 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 5:18 pm
Option 1:

1. Score touchdown
2. Hand ball to ref
3. Have ref sign affidavit that the ball has been transferred into his possession
4. Have the OL (which will all be registered notaries public by game 5) notarize said affidavit
5. Have Mecole run the signed and notarized affidavit to Kirby utilizing his ludicrous speed
6. Mecole's speed will let him return to the end zone in time for the OL victory lift and celebration
7. Rinse and repeat


Option 2:


1. Dig a hole inside the end zone just in front of the goalpost.
2. Drop the ball in the hole
3. Then cover it up. Bury it like a Dawg buries his bone


(h/t-poster at dawgnation)
This post was edited on 9/26/18 at 5:34 pm
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7597 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 5:26 pm to
I'm okay with just handing it to an official.
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
14488 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 5:31 pm to
Touchdown and then sit the ball on the white at the back of the end zone.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
46228 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 5:47 pm to
Hand it to a ref and then celebrate.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 6:53 pm to
8. No player shall leave their feet when celebrating a TD
9. No player congratulating a player who has scored shall leave their feet in the celebration. Perhaps flowers or chocolates should be provided to the said scorer when he reaches the sidelines. No on-field celebration at all.
This post was edited on 9/26/18 at 7:06 pm
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
6203 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 7:49 pm to
Sign the ball and hand it to the opposing coach.
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
14087 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 8:52 pm to
Actually, you run past the end line( 10 yard past the goal line), then turn around and hand it to the ref..
This was taught to us years ago. I’d make any player pay a steep pric for not complying
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
26051 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:07 pm to
Someone on Dawgnation suggested to steal the trashcan from Tennessee and put the ball in the trash can on the sideline right next to Kirby.
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