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Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:31 pm
Posted by OG Supreme
Member since Aug 2018
366 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:31 pm
Mad respect to ya boys.

You've been the third and fourth fiddle bitch around here for a long time.

Ya got yourself a proper coach and now you're the stand-alone number two bitch in this league, well done gentleman.

We're coming in hot and loose. Like our land-pirate ancestors. We're Jesse James. We're pirate Quintrill and his manhunting raiders. We don't give a frick. We sever heads, mate. It's what we fricking do. We are bushwacking guerrillas of war.

We fought the fight your bitch boi great-great grandfathers were fighting 10 years before AND after those count-bois quit.

We are the real Don's of this fricking country. Our blood. Not yours ya fookin' yankee boot licking sissy count who embarrass your dead ancestors with vineyard vine and fricking loafers with no socks. Ya frickin' country-club wannabe fig bois.

Come into this state. On this soil. And you risk your life.

You're just a bunch of mint julep drinking watered down versions of what once was great blood. You're an embarrassment to what could have been.

Saturday. 11. Our field.



Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15301 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:34 pm to
Oh boy.
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
14347 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:35 pm to
Have an upvote
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Mad respect to ya boys.

You've been the third and fourth fiddle bitch around here for a long time.

Ya got yourself a proper coach and now you're the stand-alone number two bitch in this league, well done gentleman.

We're coming in hot and loose. Like our land-pirate ancestors. We're Jesse James. We're pirate Quintrill and his manhunting raiders. We don't give a frick. We sever heads, mate. It's what we fricking do. We are bushwacking guerrillas of war.

We fought the fight your bitch boi great-great grandfathers were fighting 10 years before AND after those count-bois quit.

We are the real Don's of this fricking country. Our blood. Not yours ya fookin' yankee boot licking sissy counts who embarrass your dead ancestors with vineyard vine and fricking loafers with no socks. Ya frickin' country-club wannabe fig bois.

Come into this state. On this soil. And you risk your life.

You're just a bunch of mint julep drinking watered down versions of what once was great blood. You're an embarrassment to what could have been.

Saturday. 11. Our field.


Started off with a compliment, then slowly got to them,civil war references, and then lowered the boom. 9/10




edit after further review I had to add a point because of the authentic slang you used for the time period you were referencing, really is a good job
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 7:44 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62471 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:38 pm to
GOAT Missouri post

Missed you Sleep
Posted by Dawgy49
North Georgia
Member since Sep 2015
4957 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:39 pm to
You seem upset. Point on the doll where that bulldawg touched you.
Posted by rb
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
5633 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:40 pm to
You motherfrickers are closer to Wyatt Langmore than Jesse James.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149555 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136666 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:42 pm to
Killz you are drunk
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33369 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:43 pm to
And a HEARTY MIZ TO YOU, SIR!
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37310 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:53 pm to
The whole thing was rather beautiful in it’s own special way but this part was so true and funny to me (at least) that I actually lol’ed

quote:

now you're the stand-alone number two bitch in this league

Posted by dhuck20
SCLSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
23159 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:56 pm to
Literally Ozark meth in alphabetical form.
Posted by OG Supreme
Member since Aug 2018
366 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 7:59 pm to
ZOU, brother.

frick these glass jaw rats.

We’re gonna pop that chin early and keep hitting til they sleep.

Lock to Hall all day. TBJ eats.

We are built to take these pups out.
Posted by ZOUtiger
Member since Aug 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:08 pm to
I was convinced of a loss. But, you sir, have changed my mind. Goin in deep
Posted by hangingdawg
Member since Jul 2015
245 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:15 pm to


Nice work.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8700 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:20 pm to
Respect! If only the defense was as good as this post.
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
26046 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:22 pm to
Mizzou hasnt been properly welcomed to the conference until they've been teabagged after a defeat.

Any waffle houses in Como?
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8700 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:25 pm to
We have 2 Waffle houses, one just off the interstate, the other about a mile south of the Stadium.

LINK
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33369 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:31 pm to
Has anyone mentioned just how bad Barry would whip Kirboy's arse?

Pretty sure he wears a sports bra
Posted by OG Supreme
Member since Aug 2018
366 posts
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:35 pm to
Barry would rip the heart out of that Dr Pepper looking mini-van-dad-bod’s chest in seconds.
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