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Sunday AMA: SECdragonmaster

Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:09 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:09 am


Good Morning OTB, I hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday. For this week's AMA we are joined by a relative newcomer to the OTB, SECdragonmaster. Dragonmaster is known for his friendly demeanor and positive attitude, and while new to the OTB he has a substantial history in the OT-Lounge. Dragonmaster is a well educated medical professional, a family man, and a motorcycle/internet-babe enthusiast. In addition to asking him questions please take this opportunity to officially welcome him to the OTB fambly.

But before we begin let's take a deeper look at Dragonmaster:

Name: SECdragonmaster
Team: Auburn/Bunchie
Character Allignment: Lawful Good
Overall Power Level: 4 (but trending up)
Special Moves: Humble brag (level 7), Nice guy (level 5)
Health: 8 (got slapped by Chicken recently L).
Allies: Barners, Team Bunchie (aka Pio)
Enemies: Poors, Gumps, Anti-vaxxers
Age: Mid to late 40s
Gender: Distinguished Gentleman
Location: My guess is somewhere around Huntsville?
Race/Ethnicity: Privileged
Occupation: Physician (his wife is one too, dat dual income )
Education: Auburn for at least one degree
Social Media: Unknown
Joined: 12/25/2013
Total Posts: 6121
Average posts per day: 3.75
Total Threads Started: 139
Breakdown of indexed posts:



note: only 4388 of DM's 6121 posts (71.68%) are indexed and available. The remaining 1733 posts have either been removed, archived, or are in hidden boards.

SECdragonmaster's first retrievable post: LINK

Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:01 pm to Scoreboard

quote:

Nothing to see here.

Nothing at all.

Just keep moving along.

row tahd.

signed,

mike slive.


...in a thread about a prominent Alabama booster

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SECDRAGONMASTER IN THE WORDS OF OTHERS

quote:

a gentleman and a scholar


- TxTiger82 LINK

quote:

you are a tool....You're going to slobber on your keyboard like a rotweiler


- meansonny LINK

quote:

fricking weak


- TomRollTideRitter LINK

quote:

Quit smoking crack


- Jma313 LINK

quote:

kinda gay


- SidewalkDawg LINK

quote:

SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster


- weedGOKU666 LINK (I just found this one really funny for some reason)


quote:

cool dude but I wouldn't let him near my wife


- KSGamecock LINK

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SECDRAGONMASTER IN HIS OWN WORDS

quote:

Pregnancy is very sexy


- dragonmaster sharing his fetishes, 7/5/14 LINK

quote:

my room was the one with the hole in the wall


- dragonmaster on his love of glory holes in college, 5/27/14 LINK

quote:

Get a man tranny unless you have a medical reason not to


- dragonmaster on whether a person should be open to marrying a transexual, 11/30/14, LINK

quote:

I smashed a coworkers face into a car windshield


- dragonmaster on how to handle disputes in the workplace, 9/14/15 LINK

quote:

I am 15 lbs overweight and will never work out again.


- dragonmaster on the future of his physique, 1/21/16 LINK

quote:

almost all 40 year old women are hotter than ANY 20-30 yr old women


- dragonmaster on MILFs, 12/5/17 LINK

quote:

I have no idea what my name means. I asked my elementary school son to give me a good username and he said "dragon master" so I added SEC to the front of it.


- dragonmaster on the origin of his name, 8/19/15 LINK

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That just about sums it up, fire away.

If you would like to be the subject of next week's AMA please let me know.

Previous AMAs:
June 3: pioneerbasketball LINK
May 27: BowlJackson LINK
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 5:11 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:11 am to
Can I hold $10k you rich bastard?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:44 am to
Nudes?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:49 am to
Fold or wad?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:53 am to
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 6:00 am to
Do you love me?









quote:

Age: Mid to late 40s

quote:

Occupation: Physician (his wife is one too, dat dual income )


Will you be my daddy?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27590 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:34 am to
Why are women in their 40’s hotter than women in their 20’s or 30’s?

What is your medical specialty?

What is your wife’s medical speciality?

Will you post pics of your wife?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:32 am to
What fraternity?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132819 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:35 am to
What do you do to relax?

Funniest thread you have read?

What made you decide to join team bunchie?

Favorite Movie?

Favorite Tv show past and present?

Height and weight?

Favorite Meal?

Are you a Conrad Thompson guy?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
72905 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 10:59 am to
KSGamecock

SECdragonmaster, how many dragons have you mastered?

What is the most important thing in life that you value more than anything?

Do you feel honored having a Sunday AMA?

What is one thing that would make TD forums a better place?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16291 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 3:32 pm to
I am surprised that KSG did not post my Gus Rant from last year. It was after the LSU debacle.

Here it is:

quote:

I am not done melting

I hate you Gus.
I hate your play calling.
I hate your visor.
I hate your man boobs.
I hate your gum chewing.
I hate your old video nerd break dancing.
I hate that you ruined Jeremy Johnson.
I hate that you ruined Keihl Frazier. I hate that you ruined Kodi Burns.
I hate that your awful play calling drove Sean White and Kyle Davis to use drugs.
I hate that you made me hate Rhett Lashlee.
I hate that I took up for your wife and said she was not crazy when she HAD to be crazy to marry someone as stupid as you.
I hate that you have ruined my enjoyment of Auburn football for the last 4 years.
I hate that two of the most fun family moments in my life (kick 6 and uga Hail Mary) will forever be associated with you as the coach.
I hate your smug punchable face.
I hate that you won't take responsibility for your mistakes. And I hate that you made the SEC rant no fun for me right now.

I hope you get spontaneous penis cancer tonight and can't go to the game tomorrow. Then, I hope you go into spontaneous remission for a week and then get testicle cancer next week so you have to deal with over and over cancer news just like I have to deal with watching you call the same stupid plays over and over every game.

To be continued because I still don't feel better yet.




This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 3:34 pm
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105550 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 11:50 pm to
I enjoyed this thread. It was nice to learn about a fellow Aubie. Interesting exchanges.
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