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Sunday AMA: SECdragonmaster

Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:09 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:09 am


Good Morning OTB, I hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday. For this week's AMA we are joined by a relative newcomer to the OTB, SECdragonmaster. Dragonmaster is known for his friendly demeanor and positive attitude, and while new to the OTB he has a substantial history in the OT-Lounge. Dragonmaster is a well educated medical professional, a family man, and a motorcycle/internet-babe enthusiast. In addition to asking him questions please take this opportunity to officially welcome him to the OTB fambly.

But before we begin let's take a deeper look at Dragonmaster:

Name: SECdragonmaster
Team: Auburn/Bunchie
Character Allignment: Lawful Good
Overall Power Level: 4 (but trending up)
Special Moves: Humble brag (level 7), Nice guy (level 5)
Health: 8 (got slapped by Chicken recently L).
Allies: Barners, Team Bunchie (aka Pio)
Enemies: Poors, Gumps, Anti-vaxxers
Age: Mid to late 40s
Gender: Distinguished Gentleman
Location: My guess is somewhere around Huntsville?
Race/Ethnicity: Privileged
Occupation: Physician (his wife is one too, dat dual income )
Education: Auburn for at least one degree
Social Media: Unknown
Joined: 12/25/2013
Total Posts: 6121
Average posts per day: 3.75
Total Threads Started: 139
Breakdown of indexed posts:



note: only 4388 of DM's 6121 posts (71.68%) are indexed and available. The remaining 1733 posts have either been removed, archived, or are in hidden boards.

SECdragonmaster's first retrievable post: LINK

Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:01 pm to Scoreboard

quote:

Nothing to see here.

Nothing at all.

Just keep moving along.

row tahd.

signed,

mike slive.


...in a thread about a prominent Alabama booster

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SECDRAGONMASTER IN THE WORDS OF OTHERS

quote:

a gentleman and a scholar


- TxTiger82 LINK

quote:

you are a tool....You're going to slobber on your keyboard like a rotweiler


- meansonny LINK

quote:

fricking weak


- TomRollTideRitter LINK

quote:

Quit smoking crack


- Jma313 LINK

quote:

kinda gay


- SidewalkDawg LINK

quote:

SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster SECdragonmaster


- weedGOKU666 LINK (I just found this one really funny for some reason)


quote:

cool dude but I wouldn't let him near my wife


- KSGamecock LINK

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SECDRAGONMASTER IN HIS OWN WORDS

quote:

Pregnancy is very sexy


- dragonmaster sharing his fetishes, 7/5/14 LINK

quote:

my room was the one with the hole in the wall


- dragonmaster on his love of glory holes in college, 5/27/14 LINK

quote:

Get a man tranny unless you have a medical reason not to


- dragonmaster on whether a person should be open to marrying a transexual, 11/30/14, LINK

quote:

I smashed a coworkers face into a car windshield


- dragonmaster on how to handle disputes in the workplace, 9/14/15 LINK

quote:

I am 15 lbs overweight and will never work out again.


- dragonmaster on the future of his physique, 1/21/16 LINK

quote:

almost all 40 year old women are hotter than ANY 20-30 yr old women


- dragonmaster on MILFs, 12/5/17 LINK

quote:

I have no idea what my name means. I asked my elementary school son to give me a good username and he said "dragon master" so I added SEC to the front of it.


- dragonmaster on the origin of his name, 8/19/15 LINK

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That just about sums it up, fire away.

If you would like to be the subject of next week's AMA please let me know.

Previous AMAs:
June 3: pioneerbasketball LINK
May 27: BowlJackson LINK
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 5:11 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:11 am to
Can I hold $10k you rich bastard?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:44 am to
Nudes?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:49 am to
Fold or wad?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:53 am to
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 6:00 am to
Do you love me?









quote:

Age: Mid to late 40s

quote:

Occupation: Physician (his wife is one too, dat dual income )


Will you be my daddy?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 6:04 am to
I second that. Both of my parents are dead and I'm still young. I can be your son DM.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27196 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:34 am to
Why are women in their 40’s hotter than women in their 20’s or 30’s?

What is your medical specialty?

What is your wife’s medical speciality?

Will you post pics of your wife?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:51 am to
quote:

Can I hold $10k you rich bastard?


I don’t loan money. I will admit that the dual physician income is pretty sweet. You would have to be a fool to go bankrupt with our yearly income.

It’s not rapper/athlete/CEO money. But anyone with at least 300k a year is living lavish. (Not saying that is what we make-just an example of excess)
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Nudes?


You don’t want them.

quote:

Fold or wad?


Neither. I don’t keep much cash on my person. I keep cash stacked in a secure safe. The combination is 1-2-3-4.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:55 am to
To Bowl and KSG -

I do not need anymore kids. I am trying to “launch” my youngest one (high schooler) in the next few years.

Empty nest will be nice. If I get lonely for a dependent, I will hold a competition for the “new spot”.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:56 am to
quote:

(Not saying that is what we make-just an example of excess)


It's me, I know exactly what you two make because you told everyone.

LINK



~$256k
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:57 am to
I already have a job and a college degree. You literally wouldn't have to do anything other than sign some papers that don't go in to effect for a looooong time. I'm telling you I'd quickly become your favorite son.

BJ on the other hand would need active fathering. He has a nasty coke habit. You wouldn't like him.
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 8:01 am
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:01 am to
quote:

Why are women in their 40’s hotter than women in their 20’s or 30’s?


Not all women. But women that care about their appearance and are in their 40’s are sexy. They don’t play silly games. They tell you exactly what they want. I like directness.

quote:

What is your medical specialty?


I am a psychiatrist. It’s probably why I love this message board. Tons of material.

quote:

What is your wife’s medical speciality?


She has worked in several different areas of medicine and never found one she loves. She is a constant learner and gets bored with the same clinic routine so she has changed specialties several times She is currently working in Occupational Medicine.

quote:

Will you post pics of your wife?


Obligatory to ask, I know. But nope. She would kill me. I will say that she is far better looking than me and still in better shape. She is the same size as when we married. Almost 6 ft and 130 lbs. (I like them tall)
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:03 am to
quote:

It's me, I know exactly what you two make because you told everyone.


That was about what I made that year. My wife makes more than me most years.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Do you love me?



Yes. Bromance.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:04 am to
quote:

BJ on the other hand would need active fathering. He has a nasty coke habit. You wouldn't like him.


Tap the brakes. The competition has not yet begun. I will say that you two are in the top 5 right now.
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 8:05 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:04 am to
quote:

I am a psychiatrist.


The hero we've always needed. God I wish you were here for Sleeping Tiger.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27196 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:12 am to
I don’t disagree about women in their 40’s. They don’t bullshite.

Can you give a psychiatric diagnosis of BowlJackson?

Can you give any other OT Board members a psychiatric diagnosis?

Why do you like tall women?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:16 am to
quote:

Can you give a psychiatric diagnosis of BowlJackson?


Nooo we don't need him to waste his time on BJ, we already know its the drugs.

Please do Sleeping Tiger.

Also, can you get me Xanax?

and was I right on Huntsville?
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