The Myth of a Round Earth: What the Globe-ilists don't want you to know

For thousands of years Humans across the globe have lived by one simple truth: That the Earth is Flat. That all changed in 1968 with a single controversial ruling by the Earl Warren Supreme Court in the little known case of Sagan v. God. SCOTUS, after months of intense private deliberation, came to a 5-4 decision that the Earth was round and while you can't find this ruling on the internet or any text book (its existence has been completely scrubbed) it changed our world forever.

But how did the court arrive at this decision and what enforces it today? See for yourself:



It just takes a little common sense to deduce that the Earth is actually flat:



As with any great societal shakeup the onus is on the people who want to uproot old norms to PROVE what they're saying is correct which they simply cannot do. They will argue "muh gravity" but they cannot even explain the physics behind it "id jus works sheep, believe us".

But don't just take my word for it. Here are some famous people's thoughts on it:




Just think about it for a second. Why doesn't Obama want you talking about the Flat Earth?

Discuss.

Please no Round Earth shills, we know who you are.