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Millenials try Chick-fil-a for the first time
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:41 pm
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:45 pm to BowlJackson
"a very distinct Big Mac flavor" WTF??
I'm not even a big CFA fan, but come on. It doesn't taste anything like a damn Big Mac.
I'm not even a big CFA fan, but come on. It doesn't taste anything like a damn Big Mac.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:46 pm to BowlJackson
Should be called, "Pretentious Californians try Chick-fil-a for the first time".
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:50 pm to Evolved Simian
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I'm not even a big CFA fan, but come on. It doesn't taste anything like a damn Big Mac
This. I don't go there all the time. All their chicken is good, lemonade great, waffle fries are overrated, and the actual biscuits themselves taste like detergent. But most of the people in that video need to be euthanized.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:51 pm to KSGamecock
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Should be called, "Pretentious Californians try Chick-fil-a for the first time".
Yup. The gay dude clearly came in predetermined to hate on it just because its chick fil a
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:55 pm to BowlJackson
I messed up, Californians with a Snooki thrown in..."fye-ast food"
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:01 pm to BowlJackson
The dude with the two earrings needs to be punched in the face for the good of humanity. His dad needs to be punched in the balls.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:04 pm to Pavoloco83
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His dad needs to be punched in the balls.
In the 1970s by a time traveling Chuck Norris.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:07 pm to Pavoloco83
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His dad needs to be punched in the balls.
too late...
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:24 pm to BowlJackson
At least they didn’t introduce them Polynesian sauce. “OMG! SO THEY’RE HOMOPHOBIC AND THEY APPROPRIATING POLYNESIAN CULTURE?! I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW! TURN THE CAMERA OFF!”
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:27 pm to BowlJackson
No mention of the service at Chick Fil A...I wonder why that is...
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:31 pm to crispyUGA
I laughed IRL
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:50 pm to BowlJackson
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Yup. The gay dude clearly came in predetermined to hate on it just because its chick fil a
He's a gay guy who's also a total figgot
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:21 pm to BowlJackson
America is doomed
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:30 pm to BowlJackson
Takeaways:
1. There are no heterosexual male millennials.
2. There are no attractive female millennials.
1. There are no heterosexual male millennials.
2. There are no attractive female millennials.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:35 pm to DownSouthJukin
Did you just gender those people?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:38 pm to KSGamecock
I self-identified what I believe to be their self-identities. Am I not allowed to self-identify?
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:42 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:54 pm to BowlJackson
Oddly enough, most of the Millenials I know either love Chik-fil-a... or work there.
This had that lingering douchebag "I'm a coastal intellectual, I only eat non-GMO and non-gluten foods. Which is why I look like someone from Dachau when Allies came in to save the day."
In many ways its like handpicking the most inbred people from the backwoods of the Okefenokee swamp and asking them what they think about Poutine. They've never had it and it tastes completely alien.
Though, for the record, poutine sucks while Chik-fil-a does not.
This had that lingering douchebag "I'm a coastal intellectual, I only eat non-GMO and non-gluten foods. Which is why I look like someone from Dachau when Allies came in to save the day."
In many ways its like handpicking the most inbred people from the backwoods of the Okefenokee swamp and asking them what they think about Poutine. They've never had it and it tastes completely alien.
Though, for the record, poutine sucks while Chik-fil-a does not.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:57 pm to Arksulli
I think even Okefenokee swamp people know what poontang tastes like, but it’s probably fishier for them, if I’d have to guess. Probably a little sweatier, too.
I like poontang and Chik-fil-a, for the record. And in that order.
I like poontang and Chik-fil-a, for the record. And in that order.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 8:59 pm
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